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PostPosted: 21:14 - 28 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Major research lost after cleaner turns off fridge, lawsuit says

tl;dr fridge alarm beeping. Press the mute button? Nah, hunt down the fuse box and turn the fucker off Laughing


i guess the cleaner "no habla inglés".
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 28 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Turns out they are all flimsy vegans who are easily picked up and moved out of the way. I do hope this turns out to be a new thing.

Not often the wicket keeper scores a 4.
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PostPosted: 10:55 - 01 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trans woman is cleared of flashing her penis at three women using Ohio YMCA after judge ruled she's too FAT for her genitals to be visible

Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:08 - 01 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:


Most American news article in history?
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 01 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:



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PostPosted: 10:02 - 04 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wrexham nurse sacked after death of secret lover patient in car park

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He was found unresponsive with his trousers down and died of heart failure and chronic kidney disease.


Born by the vag, die by the vag... in the circle, the circle of life Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:10 - 04 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
Wrexham nurse sacked after death of secret lover patient in car park

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He was found unresponsive with his trousers down and died of heart failure and chronic kidney disease.


Born by the vag, die by the vag... in the circle, the circle of life Laughing


I thought she'd be a right basket case but not so....

Bit of a MILF.

Bloke was mibby shagged to death.
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PostPosted: 23:10 - 18 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

So this bod walks over the border to North Korea...

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...and what tickles me is despite being hunched over and the officers wearing their funny hats he's still clearly much taller than them Smile
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PostPosted: 05:36 - 19 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

looks like he was up on military charges and decided to defect instead.
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 19 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely Cuba would have nicer weather Smile
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 19 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

didnt matey on the right in the pic used to be in Star trek?
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 19 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's waysist!
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PostPosted: 14:13 - 19 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Easy-X wrote:
Wrexham nurse sacked after death of secret lover patient in car park

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He was found unresponsive with his trousers down and died of heart failure and chronic kidney disease.


Born by the vag, die by the vag... in the circle, the circle of life Laughing


I thought she'd be a right basket case but not so....

Bit of a MILF.

Bloke was mibby shagged to death.

Filters...

https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article30383874.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/1_Nurse-failed-to-call-an-ambulance-after-patient-had-a-heart-attack-during-car-romp.jpg
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PostPosted: 23:38 - 19 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
So this bod walks over the border to North Korea...

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/11D5B/production/_130415037_fab5a449379586e9c9050faa2f65d323716121370_0_3500_21681000x619.jpg.webp

...and what tickles me is despite being hunched over and the officers wearing their funny hats he's still clearly much taller than them Smile


I'm confused......

Travis King: US soldier in N Korea had been held after fighting in Seoul

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/13F1C/production/_130429618_travisking-index-reuters.jpg.webp
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 20 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a feeling that, given there wasn't any photos of the dude at the time, the BBC padded out the story with other NK stuff. How very lax of me, my apologies.

Anyhoo, this student...
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PostPosted: 09:54 - 20 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

im guessing hes defecting to become either a lawyer or a doctor in NK due to the lack of opportunities in racist America.
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 20 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
That's waysist!


I think you'll find it's laycist, you plick.
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PostPosted: 12:32 - 20 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Given the BBCs record of putting up a picture of the wrong 'black guy', i'm surprised they didnt put up a pic of Lenny Henry!
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 20 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaddyStu wrote:
Given the BBCs record of putting up a picture of the wrong 'black guy', i'm surprised they didnt put up a pic of Lenny Henry!

Shouldn't that be Lenny Henly... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vWOPu5onVM
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PostPosted: 10:27 - 04 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bristol Labour Party members are racists, says paper editor

I just love this turn of phrase:

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The editor of a leading black newspaper branded Labour Party members in Bristol as "turnip-munching racists" after Marvin Rees lost an MP selection vote.


I'm also tickled by the fact that despite all the hoo-ha around throwing statues in the bay that actually, by the numbers, Bristol is one of the most racist cities in the country.
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 04 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:


I'm also tickled by the fact that despite all the hoo-ha around throwing statues in the bay that actually, by the numbers, Bristol is one of the most racist cities in the country.


i blame Nobby Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:42 - 04 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not been to Bristol for ages. It clearly went downhill in my absence.
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 04 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

to v or not to v wrote:

i blame Nobby Laughing

Don't blame him, blame me. In a recent poll it was found that grr666 accounts for 76% of Bristol's racism.
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 04 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
to v or not to v wrote:

i blame Nobby Laughing

Don't blame him, blame me. In a recent poll it was found that grr666 accounts for 76% of Bristol's racism.


That's pretty impressive pal. Fred Wedlock would be proud of you. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 04 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:

Don't blame him, blame me. In a recent poll it was found that grr666 accounts for 76% of Bristol's racism.


you cant be racist, you drive a black car Very Happy
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