India Moon Shot.

[MCN]

Vindaloo and Buriani at 1/6 earth's gravity will be novel.

The new Indian restaurant is called:

Chandrayaan-3 Lander.

(I hope it doesn't go the way lots of them do. Great to begin with but quality slips after a while.)
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[Easy-X]

It'll survey the entire surface and pick a spot next to three other landers

I bet the guys in Andhra Pradesh are all having a good chuckle over the Russian effort. That's what you get if you use vodka for rocket fuel
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[Val]

Meanwhile Ukrainians are trolling Putler

Destroyed - one automatic interplanetary station Luna-25

Ahahahahaha

https://i.imgur.com/CNwKlfg.png
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[bhinso]

[Polarbear]

[Val]

https://i.imgur.com/iQWRoea.jpg
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[Easy-X]

ffs, Val, hardly any of us have a Cyrillic keyboard to type that shit into Google Translate, help a brother out...

<edit> "Russian spacecraft is going to..." is that what passes for a joke?
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[Val]

[Easy-X]

Ah, right. The "middle finger" doesn't work as well with non-human hands
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[CaNsA]

[MCN]

[MCN]

[DaddyStu]

Only cost them 50 mill GBPs. We couldnt even get past the planning stage over here in the West for 50 mill.
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[MCN]

Yous do realise whether they bring their people back to India from the moon or not, we'll have to suffer the bastirts bragging about how they threw off British colonialism that was strangling their country and reached for the stars.

They could do it for the cost of a Ruby Murray delivery as they do not pay their people.
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[grr666]

https://i.imgur.com/ViarHQR.jpg
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[MCN]

[Polarbear]

[grr666]

Probably tore his passport up and lobbed it overboard. Now he can be from anywhere he fancies.
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