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MCN
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PostPosted: 06:06 - 29 Aug 2023    Post subject: That Time his Brakes Failed at Band Practice Reply with quote
I'm in Kazakhstan just now, we left our hotel yesterday to go shopping.
I noticed a Scooterist on his scooter with a bird on the back.
He had a baseball cap on his noggin, she was wearing a helmet.
It reminded me of that cringe-fuk-stupid story about the biker and his bird.

"A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. -:- Girl hugs him -:- Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

(In the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die." Sick

(Note: I don't know if the two kunts that I saw are shagging or not.)

No apologies for the shite photo, I was using my phone cam in resverso-mode through the back window of the taxi. Any complaints should be raised with admin.
Plus, before anyone pipes in, I know in S. E. Asia, Africa, S. America and Birmingham that is common practice.
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 29 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Are you quite alright?
Let me take your temperature.
Bit of heatstroke perhaps.

That's almost mawkish, even a hint of sentimentality.

Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 29 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Are you quite alright?
Let me take your temperature.
Bit of heatstroke perhaps.

That's almost mawkish, even a hint of sentimentality.

Laughing


Almost mawkish????

Besides. Engine braking and rear braking. Rolling Eyes Laughing
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MCN
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PostPosted: 02:10 - 30 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Are you quite alright?
Let me take your temperature.
Bit of heatstroke perhaps.

That's almost mawkish, even a hint of sentimentality.

Laughing


Not at all, Flower.

I don't give a shit what happens to folk who Misadventure.

'Hell Mend Them' I say.

It was more of a mockery than a mawkery that I was alluding to.

But thanks for your concerned enquiry as to my mental well being. Laughing
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PostPosted: 02:12 - 30 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Islander wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Are you quite alright?
Let me take your temperature.
Bit of heatstroke perhaps.

That's almost mawkish, even a hint of sentimentality.

Laughing


Almost mawkish????

Besides. Engine braking and rear braking. Rolling Eyes Laughing


According to the statement, I don't believe they had any time left for braking after fucking about with the helmet.
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 30 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kazakhstan eh?
I suppose you'll still be on the run from the polis then?
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PostPosted: 01:19 - 31 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
WD Forte wrote:
Kazakhstan eh?
I suppose you'll still be on the run from the polis then?


He's digging around in the Semipalatinsk test site for fissiles to sell on to dodgy characters. Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:03 - 31 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
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