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A100man
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PostPosted: 09:27 - 27 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
slowasyoulike wrote:
I imagine I look decidedly uncool in middle age in my Kevlar jeans and ancient leather jacket; plus my taste in bikes/scooters has always been what other people regard as 'odd', so I'm well used to the contemptuous comments of Real Bikers (TM). Whatever the reality, I genuinely don't care.


Go on, what yer got? My bunch of old crocs are seen as 'novelty bikes' these days by nouveau bikers but from what I can tell not much down on powah compared to most of the Euro strangulated mass-market-machines..
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PostPosted: 09:39 - 27 Sep 2023    Post subject: Re: O wad some Pow'r Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:

I thought Veet was the way to go?


Only after you've eaten a boatload of sugar free gummies first.
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 27 Sep 2023    Post subject: Re: O wad some Pow'r Reply with quote
megaross wrote:

Plus when I put the frilly lingerie on under my one piece leather race suit, it felt a bit fruity.


You should try satin then.
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PostPosted: 13:17 - 27 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 27 Sep 2023    Post subject: Re: O wad some Pow'r Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:


I thought Veet was the way to go?


I used to know some young ladies who felt they were wronged by a Lad I used to go to school with. They replaced some hygeine product or other of his with what was called 'immac' at the time (now 'veet'). The consequences for him were extremely unpleasant and painful as I understand it.
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PostPosted: 17:28 - 27 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Go on, what yer got? My bunch of old crocs are seen as 'novelty bikes' these days by nouveau bikers but from what I can tell not much down on powah compared to most of the Euro strangulated mass-market-machines..


Well, I mostly ride my DN-01 these days... but I still have a CN250 Helix (had a few of them), a Velosolex moped and a Honda Trail 90. In the past I have owned a BMW C1, various Burgmans 250/400cc, Piaggio X9, a couple of Soviet flat twins (one with a right hand chair), CZ125, Planeta 350, Yamaha Morphous and a Honda Caren amongst other things. My first ride was a Puch MS50, with the back-pedal rear brake... it cost £50 out of the back pages of the local paper when everyone else in my 6th form had TS50ERs and the like on tick Very Happy
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 27 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
But do you shave or veet?
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 27 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
slowasyoulike wrote:
A100man wrote:
Go on, what yer got? My bunch of old crocs are seen as 'novelty bikes' these days by nouveau bikers but from what I can tell not much down on powah compared to most of the Euro strangulated mass-market-machines..


Well, I mostly ride my DN-01 these days... but I still have a CN250 Helix (had a few of them), a Velosolex moped and a Honda Trail 90. In the past I have owned a BMW C1, various Burgmans 250/400cc, Piaggio X9, a couple of Soviet flat twins (one with a right hand chair), CZ125, Planeta 350, Yamaha Morphous and a Honda Caren amongst other things. My first ride was a Puch MS50, with the back-pedal rear brake... it cost £50 out of the back pages of the local paper when everyone else in my 6th form had TS50ERs and the like on tick Very Happy


You have a DN-01? I'm jealous. I always fancied one of those but they were silly money compared with other better bikes.
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 27 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
You have a DN-01? I'm jealous. I always fancied one of those but they were silly money compared with other better bikes.


They still are if you look at the ones on eBay these days... I was lucky and got mine at the right price from a mate who was looking to downsize.

'Better' is subjective, surely: just about everything is faster than it, obviously, but it's more than fast enough for me, the upright riding position works for my ropey back, and I think it looks great. Plus I've long since ceased to be arsed about changing gear myself so the HFT is a treat. I've had it about five years now and I have yet to happen across anything I'd chop it in for Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 27 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
But do you shave or veet?


Manscaping? Far too much like hard work for me, I'm afraid.
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 27 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
What can I say? I like having my balls sucked so it helps if they don't look like a scotchpad.
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PostPosted: 08:59 - 28 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
slowasyoulike wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
But do you shave or veet?


Manscaping? Far too much like hard work for me, I'm afraid.


Shaving my head is enough for me... and have to do that almost every day. Until the ravages of age fully vanquish any semblance of youth.
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A100man
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 28 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
slowasyoulike wrote:
A100man wrote:
Go on, what yer got? My bunch of old crocs are seen as 'novelty bikes' these days by nouveau bikers but from what I can tell not much down on powah compared to most of the Euro strangulated mass-market-machines..


Well, I mostly ride my DN-01 these days... but I still have a CN250 Helix (had a few of them), a Velosolex moped and a Honda Trail 90. In the past I have owned a BMW C1, various Burgmans 250/400cc, Piaggio X9, a couple of Soviet flat twins (one with a right hand chair), CZ125, Planeta 350, Yamaha Morphous and a Honda Caren amongst other things. My first ride was a Puch MS50, with the back-pedal rear brake... it cost £50 out of the back pages of the local paper when everyone else in my 6th form had TS50ERs and the like on tick Very Happy


Ah, right, yes indeed - 'odd' seems to sum it up nicely. Wink
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PostPosted: 10:19 - 28 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
What can I say? I like having my balls sucked so it helps if they don't look like a scotchpad.


Tell me, when you were a child did your mother often sigh, shake her head and say 'oh Nobby..'
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 28 Sep 2023    Post subject: Re: O wad some Pow'r Reply with quote
MarJay wrote:
The consequences for him were extremely unpleasant and painful as I understand it.


I've used it on me cock an balls and never had an issue. Fucking itchy on the old ring-piece though.
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 28 Sep 2023    Post subject: Re: O wad some Pow'r Reply with quote
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:

I've used it on me cock an balls and never had an issue. Fucking itchy on the old ring-piece though.


Oh fatty.. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 15:16 - 28 Sep 2023    Post subject: Re: O wad some Pow'r Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:

I've used it on me cock an balls and never had an issue. Fucking itchy on the old ring-piece though.


Oh fatty.. Rolling Eyes


I can see you're a guy who doesn't do his missus any favours and shaves down there. I hate having pubes in my mouth so I guess my partner does too. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 28 Sep 2023    Post subject: Re: O wad some Pow'r Reply with quote
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:

I can see you're a guy who doesn't do his missus any favours and shaves down there. I hate having pubes in my mouth so I guess my partner does too. Laughing


Missus.. Thinking
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 28 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
What I think I look like.
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 28 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
The reality Laughing

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Picture compliments of Marmalade & MCW Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 28 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Although there was once or twice I *almost* managed to look cool ... (sorry, a bit blurry, LOL)
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 28 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
You always look cool, babe. Especially with that sticker on the back of your helmet.
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Nobby the Bastard wrote:
You always look cool, babe. Especially with that sticker on the back of your helmet.


babe, jesus wept. Babe. I thought you were one of those lefty people who didn't talk to women as though they are sexual property. Babe, Laughing

I'm not lefty so it's fine if I call HK naughty names. Babe, Cool
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PostPosted: 10:53 - 29 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
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How I still think of myself........

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PostPosted: 17:51 - 29 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
You always look cool, babe. Especially with that sticker on the back of your helmet.

Got a new lid now anyway Laughing : Hoffy's dad gave me one belonging to Mum Hoffy - as well as a very cool jacket with all them BSA and Roya Enfield - owners club type badges.

While I am here, I might as well point out that I find that below-waist fit-bloke thing quite nauseating.

When they have that six pack thing going on and they're so toned that you see that flat stomach/pubic-triangle thing leading down towards the promised land, its really not an attractive look at all.

Many ladies drool over that particular piece of real estate but its not for aunty hellkat. Toned guys, yeah I'm all for that : a bit of chonk, or a muscular geezer. But that dead-flat thing, nah ... I don't wanna see their hipbones.
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