Getting away with it?

[Ribenapigeon]

Given the poor state of the systems our society relies on, in the spirit of the nations shoplifters, just what can we (other than nabbing crap from shops) get away with?

[Nobby the Bastard]

Well, it seems that lots of shit is being dumped into rivers and seas illegally with no penalty. You could try that.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Ribenapigeon]

[Ste]

Nobby is referring to water companies having poo pipes that pipe poo into rivers when there's lots of rain.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/ng-interactive/2023/sep/12/unacceptable-how-raw-sewage-has-affected-rivers-in-england-and-wales-in-maps

[Nobby the Bastard]

And actual illegal discharges resulting in enforcement notices for the last 8 years but no actual penalties....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-67077510
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Tracey Suntan-King]

You could snag a £203 million PPE contract, via your mates in the cabinet. Don’t worry about not having any track record as a supplier because your company is only 5 minutes old, or actually providing the PPE, most of it can be unusable. No one’s going to check.

This will give you at least £100 million clear profit.

Then move that profit off-shore and treat yourself to a nice new yacht.

You’re welcome x
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[A100man]

riding an illegal e-scooter on the roads/pavement - no shits given anywhere, apparently.
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Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600

[Raffles]

Acquiring a scummer dog and allowing it to rip people to bits.
Rinse and repeat....
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A good loser will always be a loser.

[Ribenapigeon]

[Fat Angry Scotsman]

[WD Forte]

Is it illegal to run over a scooter rider and then back up over them
to check if they're OK?

Asking for a friend
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bikers smell of wee

[Easy-X]

Traffic management is highly automated. 364 days out of 365 you'd be hard pressed to fall fowl of a traffic cop. Bikes can utilise such an advantage more than cars IMHO.

The other current one is make sure to tick all the diversity boxes on any job applications: black - check, lesbican - check, disabled - check. Hope to God they bring it up in a face-to-face interview and then you can go full-on "how very dare you!"
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

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become a burglar.
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[Nute]

You could drive around in a big red bus with a slogan implying you could give the NHS 350 million a week if we left the EU, then pretend that wasn’t what you meant in between attending assorted lockdown piss ups…

[Easy-X]

Volunteer to house-sit for a friend while they're out of the country then get loads of credit cards and bank loans... hang on, we've done that one already
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[mentalboy]

Trade crypto and skim a bit off the top, King29 can probably give you some helpful pointers...
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Make mine a Corona.

[stinkwheel]

You could steal a house?

You wait until someone who owns their own house (mortgage free) has gone on holiday, change the ownership of their house on the land registry, sell it on to someone and fuck off with the money. Best bit is, there's nothing they can do about it, they come back off holiday and someone else owns their house.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Diggs]

I would like to think that one could kill anybody wearing a balaclava when the temperature is above zero.
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[DaddyStu]

We've just had our bin collection moved out to 3 weeks! Can only fit 2 black bags in the tiny thing anyway. Of course council tax keeps going up.

Its the chocolate bar scenario. Pay more, get less.

Also, I get the pleasure of having to litter pick the street every bin day as they make an absolute mess.
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Daddystu
Zontes 125-G1 (part-ex'd). Yamaha Tracer 700.

[DaddyStu]

[Polarbear]

[DaddyStu]

No consideration given to whether you're a singleton or a family of 10 either. More stupid decisions from the stupid people we have in power over us. Idiots.
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Daddystu
Zontes 125-G1 (part-ex'd). Yamaha Tracer 700.

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