Getting rid of foxes question

[Fat Angry Scotsman]

Fucking hate the foxes that are infesting my back garden as the fuckers are keeping me awake either by their yowling or by sending my cat into a frenzy. Had enough.

I've read it's legal to trap a fox in a box/ cage trap but now that I have the fucker in a cage, how do I put the cunt down?

Reading the same guidance it says you're not allowed to hunt foxes with bows or cross-bows but does this mean running around like a tit trying to snipe one with a cross-bow or does it also mean shooting one through the top of the cunt's napper once it's caught in a cage?

As much as I hate the cunts, I don't want to have to stove the cunts head in with a brick when I could put a bolt through it's melt and be done with it instantly.

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/foxes-moles-and-mink-how-to-protect-your-property-from-damage#foxes

Also open to other ideas on how to get rid of the cunts. Tried using repellent and it doesn't work.
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[Polarbear]

I don't like Leicester City supporters either but that's a bit extreme, even for them.
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[to v or not to v]

trap it and either release it a few miles away or shoot/drown/poison it.
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[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Aww, leave ‘em alone.

[hellkat]

The number of townies that feed urban foxes does my fucking turret in.

Aww lookit the cutey lil foxy poo dogdog fluffy fucking wuffy.
Fuck. Right. Off.

Foxes are cute in the countryside.
Urban foxes are a menace and an infestation.

Shoot it.
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[stinkwheel]

Piss round the perimeter of your garden.
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[Ste]

Get an XL Bully?

[Evil Hans]

Go ahead and shoot it. Burn the evidence.
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[doggone]

Friend of mine in Croydon was complaining never seen anything like it recently - they like to shit on part of his garden and bin day they are in all the bags scattering stuff everywhere.
Plus they mainly look mangy and unwell.

[Polarbear]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Easy-X]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Ste]

You do?

[Minty]

[mentalboy]

[Polarbear]

[to v or not to v]

[Robby]

[Fat Angry Scotsman]

[Skudd]

If you let the buggers on horses with hounds kill the shits in the countryside, then the buggers wont need to come to urban areas. Too many of the buggers. There are loads by me, but we do have the big estates and farm land around, but because there are so many, they have started to go in peoples gardens.
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[Ste]

[sickpup]

I have fox cubs in my garden every year, they keep the cats out so I like them.

[A100man]

Know anyone with a proper (silenced) .22?

Not really for garden use so you'd have to shoot into the ground e.g. from an upstairs window - could be dodgy unless you're well isolated.
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