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First thing that comes to mind is you could chop them up and go on a train with unfeasibly heavy suitcases.
Then try to throw them off a bridge in a famous place a long way from where you lived.  |
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Wonder how far along the M4 the claret started leaking out of the suitcases  ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Not enough room :
Too many bodies already  ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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BanditsHigh wrote: | First remove teeth, go fishing and use a slingshot filled with bait and teeth, no one will pay any attention and the teeth are very unlikely to ever be found.
Next, get yourself an industrial mincer and mince the entire body, bones will need some pre-processing obviously. Then either use the fishing method described above, drop it in a river every once in a while or chuck it in the bin.
Whatever method is used, it'll look like mince so again no one will pay any notice.
Either that or just chuck them in a big massive crucible of molten steel, but that would probably cause an explosion.
You could use the 9/11 method, very little remains but someone might notice! |
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The difficultes I can envisage are not confined to destroying the cadavre but to transporting it.
If the deceased is known to the offender (often the case) then Plod will investigate their movements leading up to the disappearnce, so as soon as they're caught on CCTV at B&Q buying a spade, garden incinerator etc.. or on the ANPR driving down to Dartmoor, they're banged to rights..
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A100man wrote: | The difficultes I can envisage are not confined to destroying the cadavre but to transporting it. |
Mince is easy to transport
A100man wrote: | If the deceased is known to the offender (often the case) then Plod will investigate their movements leading up to the disappearnce, so as soon as they're caught on CCTV at B&Q buying a spade, garden incinerator etc.. or on the ANPR driving down to Dartmoor, they're banged to rights. |
That's the hardest bit, having no links back to you, easier with someone who is a stranger to you of course got it, get rid of a few strangers first to mis-direct the cops then target the person you really want to get rid of, maybe do another few after that, then stop abruptly and don't do it again ... well until the next person who pisses you off needs to be dealt with.
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Nilsen did a fair job, if one can use that expression in such heinous circumstances, but overstretched himself rather, |
Mince, if he'd minced them he'd never had been caught  |
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