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PostPosted: 18:44 - 14 Jul 2024    Post subject: How to get rid of the bodies Reply with quote

First thing that comes to mind is you could chop them up and go on a train with unfeasibly heavy suitcases.
Then try to throw them off a bridge in a famous place a long way from where you lived. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 14 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bridge isnt really that close to the stations in Bristol either. When you can sling stuff off the bridge into the Avon right outside Temple meads one onders why someone would trop all the way up to Clifton to sling them in the river there instead.
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 14 Jul 2024    Post subject: Re: How to get rid of the bodies Reply with quote

doggone wrote:
First thing that comes to mind is you could chop them up and go on a train with unfeasibly heavy suitcases.
Then try to throw them off a bridge in a famous place a long way from where you lived. Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: 20:32 - 14 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

He got off on the riskiness of it. And he's watched films. Nutter
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 14 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

struan80 wrote:
He got off on the riskiness of it. And he's watched films. Nutter


Colombians who chop up bodies get their ideas from films? Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 14 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wonder how far along the M4 the claret started leaking out of the suitcases Thinking
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PostPosted: 06:23 - 15 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trains dont generally use the M4.
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 15 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 17:27 - 15 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:46 - 15 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:39 - 16 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
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7 posts in and not a single....

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I thought about it.

But I got sidetracked by the video of him threatening a washing machine Laughing Wub
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PostPosted: 20:27 - 16 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing scarier than "you want me to 'ave a word?" Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 16 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess Epping Forest just isn't fashionable anymore. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 16 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not enough room :
Too many bodies already Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 16 Jul 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
Nothing scarier than "you want me to 'ave a word?" Shocked


I like the attitude expressed during the words "... if you don't rotate..." Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 06:40 - 17 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fire is obvious option, but smoke and all the smell is bad.

When I workedon P&O in 2018, a bloked disappeared over the side in the middle of the North sea.

We only found his truck on the Weather Deck the next morning when we was discharging.
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 17 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpiritMr89 wrote:
Fire is obvious option, but smoke and all the smell is bad.


would need to be one hell of a fire to make a body disappear.
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PostPosted: 08:54 - 18 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not if.you wrapped it tightly in a couple of.blanke5s. The blankets act as a wicked and the body would render down quite nicely.
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PostPosted: 09:31 - 18 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't that result in a half burnt smoldered corpse as the blankets would burn faster than the body and wouldn't burn hot enough to incinerate the body?
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PostPosted: 09:42 - 18 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blanket wouldn't burn down I the same way as a wick in a candle doesn't until the wax.has bunt off. Body fat works in the same way as wax if surrounded by a.wick and it will burn long and hot enough to destroy the majority of bone.

It's been proved.using a pig carcass and is believed to be the cause of most 'spontaneous combustion cases.
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 18 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

First remove teeth, go fishing and use a slingshot filled with bait and teeth, no one will pay any attention and the teeth are very unlikely to ever be found.

Next, get yourself an industrial mincer and mince the entire body, bones will need some pre-processing obviously. Then either use the fishing method described above, drop it in a river every once in a while or chuck it in the bin.

Whatever method is used, it'll look like mince so again no one will pay any notice.

Either that or just chuck them in a big massive crucible of molten steel, but that would probably cause an explosion.

You could use the 9/11 method, very little remains but someone might notice!
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PostPosted: 10:39 - 18 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

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First remove teeth, go fishing and use a slingshot filled with bait and teeth, no one will pay any attention and the teeth are very unlikely to ever be found.

Next, get yourself an industrial mincer and mince the entire body, bones will need some pre-processing obviously. Then either use the fishing method described above, drop it in a river every once in a while or chuck it in the bin.

Whatever method is used, it'll look like mince so again no one will pay any notice.

Either that or just chuck them in a big massive crucible of molten steel, but that would probably cause an explosion.

You could use the 9/11 method, very little remains but someone might notice!


You’ve been giving this waaaay too much thought. Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 18 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

The difficultes I can envisage are not confined to destroying the cadavre but to transporting it.

If the deceased is known to the offender (often the case) then Plod will investigate their movements leading up to the disappearnce, so as soon as they're caught on CCTV at B&Q buying a spade, garden incinerator etc.. or on the ANPR driving down to Dartmoor, they're banged to rights..

Nilsen did a fair job, if one can use that expression in such heinous circumstances, but overstretched himself rather,
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PostPosted: 14:38 - 18 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
The difficultes I can envisage are not confined to destroying the cadavre but to transporting it.


Mince is easy to transport Rolling Eyes

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If the deceased is known to the offender (often the case) then Plod will investigate their movements leading up to the disappearnce, so as soon as they're caught on CCTV at B&Q buying a spade, garden incinerator etc.. or on the ANPR driving down to Dartmoor, they're banged to rights.


That's the hardest bit, having no links back to you, easier with someone who is a stranger to you of course Thinking got it, get rid of a few strangers first to mis-direct the cops then target the person you really want to get rid of, maybe do another few after that, then stop abruptly and don't do it again ... well until the next person who pisses you off needs to be dealt with.


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Nilsen did a fair job, if one can use that expression in such heinous circumstances, but overstretched himself rather,


Mince, if he'd minced them he'd never had been caught Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 18 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
You’ve been giving this waaaay too much thought. Shocked


Just off the top of my head as they say Thumbs Up ... I'm sure with some time I could come up with something decent Twisted Evil

I don't think I'd have a problem killing someone, it's being chucked in jail that I don't fancy Crying or Very sad
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