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FF68
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PostPosted: 19:25 - 28 Jun 2025    Post subject: Women Reply with quote

What’s your favourite type? I know beggars can’t be choosers and we can’t get exactly what we want but if you could choose your own perfect woman who and what would she be? I’ve always had White/English girls because I was physically attracted to them but, tbh, they were all untrustworthy bitches and I regret getting involved with them.

In a perfect world I would have (looks) Japanese or Korean, (attitude) submissive and shy, (body type) slim with curves in the right places but not skinny, (character) easy going but loyal, (financial situation) in work with a career and not looking for a sugar daddy, (sexual preferences) 1 on 1 and freaky as fook between the sheets.
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PostPosted: 20:39 - 28 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of unicorns in the hot/crazy matrix

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PostPosted: 20:51 - 28 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 06:32 - 29 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favourite type is the one who isn't whinging all the time!
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PostPosted: 07:37 - 29 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are all trouble, stick with motorcycles. You know where you are with a motorcycle.
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PostPosted: 10:36 - 29 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
They are all trouble, stick with motorcycles. You know where you are with a motorcycle.


Same as women, they'll fuck with you when you least expect it ... cue dumping of lots of oil the other day, all down to a little tiny pin hole in the oil filter Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 29 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

BanditsHigh wrote:


Same as women, they'll fuck with you when you least expect it ... cue dumping of lots of oil the other day, all down to a little tiny pin hole in the oil filter Laughing


Yes, but you can shout and swear at them then lock them in the shed until such time as you can be bothered dealing with their shit.
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 29 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Yes, but you can shout and swear at them then lock them in the shed until such time as you can be bothered dealing with their shit.


Same with women, just better if you live in a remote area and the shed is a reasonable distance from the house so you can't hear'em Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:58 - 29 Jun 2025    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

FF68 wrote:
What’s your favourite type? I know beggars can’t be choosers and we can’t get exactly what we want but if you could choose your own perfect woman who and what would she be? I’ve always had White/English girls because I was physically attracted to them but, tbh, they were all untrustworthy bitches and I regret getting involved with them.

In a perfect world I would have (looks) Japanese or Korean, (attitude) submissive and shy, (body type) slim with curves in the right places but not skinny, (character) easy going but loyal, (financial situation) in work with a career and not looking for a sugar daddy, (sexual preferences) 1 on 1 and freaky as fook between the sheets.


You still live with your Mum. Don’t you? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 29 Jun 2025    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

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No, you fool. I left the family home over 30 years ago.
What dumb-ass troll point are you trying to make ???


Err rude, but, pardon me. It’s just that your OP reads like a young guy who hasn’t had a lot of experience but who spends a lot of time in his bedroom fantasising about women when he doesn’t actually know any women. Except his mum.

I think there’s a name for them but it escapes me at the minute. Their press coverage usually ends with, “…and then he turned the gun on himself.”
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 29 Jun 2025    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:


Err rude, but, pardon me. It’s just that your OP reads like a young guy who hasn’t had a lot of experience but who spends a lot of time in his bedroom fantasising about women when he doesn’t actually know any women. Except his mum.

I think there’s a name for them but it escapes me at the minute. Their press coverage usually ends with, “…and then he turned the gun on himself.”


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incel Question

Low-brow misogeny thread is low-brow. This is a motorcycle forum.
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PostPosted: 03:30 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
This is a motorcycle forum.


And this is the random banter section where anything goes is it not...
Sorry if my innocent and trivial post upsets you.
Man up and grow a pair.
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PostPosted: 11:22 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think there's many older, likely divorced, men with 'late onset incel' - but without the extreme mass-murdering Elliot Rodger traits -I might even include myslef but it's not the sort of thing I'd advertise (OP).

Inspite of misgivings - I still like women, I just never get to meet any Rolling Eyes ..

Meanwhile I'm following Stinker's mantra - stick with bikes. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
... I still like women ...


So do I, but I'm happy and content, I just don't need any one else in my life Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:


Err rude, but, pardon me. It’s just that your OP reads like a young guy who hasn’t had a lot of experience but who spends a lot of time in his bedroom fantasising about women when he doesn’t actually know any women. Except his mum.

I think there’s a name for them but it escapes me at the minute. Their press coverage usually ends with, “…and then he turned the gun on himself.”


Well, if you hadn't attacked me I would've treated you with more respect.

For your information I've had more than my fair share of girlfriends during my 56 years on this planet and I was married for 15 years too. There's nothing even remotely psychotic or perverted about me. I just thought a post about women would be good banter on a forum that (by definition) should be full of testosterone fuelled "blokes"...but clearly I can see now that it's not.

Oh and by the way, if you want to discuss juvenile behaviour you should perhaps consider changing your profile pic before you start attacking and judging other people. Posting pictures that objectify women and reveal parts of their bodies that shouldn't be on show to the general public is not only juvenile but it's also rather distasteful. Have a nice day...
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

BanditsHigh wrote:
A100man wrote:
... I still like women ...


So do I, but I'm happy and content, I just don't need any one else in my life Thumbs Up


You're just like me. When my marriage ended 10 years ago I decided to stay single and have some time on my own for a change. I like my life how it is now and can't be bothered with all the drama that comes with relationships, but obviously, I do miss the sex and companionship.
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PostPosted: 12:00 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

FF68 wrote:

Well, if you hadn't attacked me I would've treated you with more respect.

For your information I've had more than my fair share of girlfriends during my 56 years on this planet and I was married for 15 years too. There's nothing even remotely psychotic or perverted about me. I just thought a post about women would be good banter on a forum that (by definition) should be full of testosterone fuelled "blokes"...but clearly I can see now that it's not.

Oh and by the way, if you want to discuss juvenile behaviour you should perhaps consider changing your profile pic before you start attacking and judging other people. Posting pictures that objectify women and reveal parts of their bodies that shouldn't be on show to the general public is not only juvenile but it's also rather distasteful. Have a nice day...


I do hope you didn't just assume someones gender?
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PostPosted: 12:14 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:


I do hope you didn't just assume someones gender?


What makes you think that? Quote something I've said that leads you to your conclusion?

Picking fights and looking for arguments is time consuming and tedious mate...
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PostPosted: 13:07 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

FFS wrote
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…on my own…I do miss sex…


So, as I suspected you ARE an incel, not getting any sex but would like some Laughing

There are more genders on BCF than “blokes”. Your OP is offensive because your are objectifying one gender as you play out your lonely far-fetched bedsit fantasies. Just stop it.

And while you’re at it, stop staring at my arse you dirty pervert.

Do I make you horny baby?

BTW you’re a bit prickly. Don’t you think it’s odd to join a forum, spout frequent bollocks and then argue with everyone. Especially Lord Stinkwheel Rolling Eyes

Maybe try decaf for a day or two.

HTH Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:


BTW you’re a bit prickly. Don’t you think it’s odd to join a forum, spout frequent bollocks and then argue with everyone. Especially Lord Stinkwheel Rolling Eyes
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I haven't had one single argument with anyone on here and I haven't spouted any bollocks either so get your facts straight first if you want to keep attacking me for no reason.

The only thing I've done is set you straight because you're proper gobby and think it's funny judging people.

Does this forum software have an ignore user feature? I hope so because I reckon it will be better for my sanity if I put you on block so I don't see any more of your silly childish insults.
Off to investigate... Thinking
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PostPosted: 13:35 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's hot today isn't it. That makes people grumpy.

Exceptions are dirty old men like me who enjoy sitting outside a pub with a nice cold beer watching scantily clad nubile young ladies saunter by and mentally fantasizing what I could do to them. (well, what I could do when I was young Laughing )
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PostPosted: 13:43 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

The ideal woman is much the same as the ideal man: head screwed on, have their priorities in the right place. Personally I believe the main priority is to make sure proceeding and succeeding generations are cared for. For my wife and I this has switched to the grandchildren and parents. That's not to say your life is not your own but if it's a choice between picking up my granddaughter from netball or riding about on the bike then the former wins out.

"I don't care about kids, I just want a woman with red hair / big knockers / inexpensive tastes / etc." sounds more like you want a prostitute on a long-term payment plan.
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

It’s hotter where I am but it makes no difference to my opinion of upstart pricks. Anyway FFS you’re new here but we haven’t had a decent flame war on BCF for aaaaages. Let’s keep it going. I don’t like you but you are awful IYSWIM.

Don’t ignore me, surely I’m not that much of a threat. I’ve got a flowery bottom. Look. Oh, you were looking Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 30 Jun 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
It's hot today isn't it. That makes people grumpy.

Exceptions are dirty old men like me who enjoy sitting outside a pub with a nice cold beer watching scantily clad nubile young ladies saunter by and mentally fantasizing what I could do to them. (well, what I could do when I was young Laughing )


Careful, you'll wind yourself up and wank yourself to death Laughing
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