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 stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist

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My brother got held up at knifepoint in broad daylight at an ATM in Edinburgh. Guy made him withdraw £200 then grabbed it and legged it. My brother and his mates chased after him shouting "stop thief", dialled 999 and gave the police a running commentary of where they were (as it happens the next block over from Lothian police HQ). They chased him into a blind-ending carpark, he jumped the wall at the far end to find himself dropping towards a burly copper with a sidhandle baton on the upswing.
Turned out the "knife" was actually a spoon handle. Court gave not a single fuck and handed down 2 years for armed robbery. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles. |
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 MarJay But it's British!

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