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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 07:49 - 12 Aug 2025    Post subject: Mantra for Life? Reply with quote

“Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy shit..what a ride!" - George Carlin
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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 12 Aug 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." - Conan the Barbarian.
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Kawasaki Jimbo
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 12 Aug 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

“Don't let the bastards grind you down" - Norman Stanley Fletcher.

(I thought it was a novel phrase but apparently it pre-dates Porridge.)
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 12 Aug 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't sweat the small stuff.
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 12 Aug 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Love your family, look after your friends, be kind to strangers, fuck the cunts.
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PostPosted: 09:48 - 14 Aug 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only two groups of people you got to worry about are the normal people and the d*ckheads. Be nice to the normies and ignore the D*ckheads.
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BanditsHigh
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 19 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck it!
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 19 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." - Alan Greenspan
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PostPosted: 08:42 - 22 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

"What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?"

"Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper."

- Cohen the Barbarian
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PostPosted: 05:51 - 23 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's only one rule / mantra needed.
It's simple, easy to follow and understand.

"Don't be a dick."

-Me
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Rob W
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 23 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

I say it loud every morning:

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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PostPosted: 13:32 - 24 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huh?
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struan80
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 24 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Just one more bike'
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 03 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is what it is.
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 03 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Burn them ..... burn them all......
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PostPosted: 00:27 - 04 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every Little Helps

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PostPosted: 09:43 - 04 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm slightly to the right of Attila the Hun. - Eva Peron (according to Tim Rice.)
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 07 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up first."
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