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bazza
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 11 Oct 2004    Post subject: How To SMIDSY Properly... Reply with quote
1. Get a shite old Vauxhall-something or other.
2. Get really fucking old - i'm talking toothess drooling gimmer here, mind.
3. Drive down the road with me and Jazza behind you.
4. Approach a road joining from the right, indicate left, slow down and move left in a "this car is pulling in and stopping" fashion.
5. When I move right to overtake, TURN HARD RIGHT WHILE STILL INDICATING FUCKING LEFT, YOU BRAIN-DEAD WASTE OF FUCKING SKIN.
6. Cack your pants at the sound of my twin airhorns as I swerve to ride round you, your worthless car and your eye-wateringly ugly harridan of a wife.
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stryker
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 11 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
So it upset you then?
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Weed
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 11 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
What a prat.....outta interest...whats SMIDSY? Embarassed Embarassed
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bazza
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 11 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
Weed wrote:
What a prat.....outta interest...whats SMIDSY? Embarassed Embarassed


Sorry
Mate
I
Didn't
See
You

The whine of a cager who takes out a biker.
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headlamp
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 11 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bazza - congratulations, I think you have just added another word to the English language Thumbs Up
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Weed
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 11 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
aaahh, ok. In that case, it all makes sense now...I woulda kicked him sh1tless Evil or Very Mad
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bazza
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PostPosted: 15:49 - 11 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
headlamp wrote:
Bazza - congratulations, I think you have just added another word to the English language Thumbs Up


I can't take the credit for that, sorry. I thought it was common knowledge though...

https://www.safespeed.org.uk/smidsy.html
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Sadie
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 11 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
Interesting website!

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headlamp
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 11 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
bazza wrote:

I can't take the credit for that, sorry. I thought it was common knowledge though...

https://www.safespeed.org.uk/smidsy.html


Well thanks for bringing it to my and I'm sure others attention!

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Weed
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 11 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thanks for the link, I'm using it in my signature on other boards (including "Non-biker" ones)
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stryker
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PostPosted: 08:46 - 12 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hey good idea, that could catch on.
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