159mph RS125

mrchips · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Mar 2004 Karma :

Whoever said RS125s are slow talks rubbish...

Aprilia RS125 - 2004
Date Posted - Aug 01 2004 Rating : 10

Hi, I have recently purchased a 2004 RS125 and its the mutts nuts mate. I've got the whole works done to it. Exhaust, K&N filter, bore kit, carb.... u name it and I've just fitted an ice cold tank of nitrous to it mate, its shit hot. Got 159 mph down a hill with the wind behind me!!!!!!!!! Pisses over any bike at the lights. Raced an R1 and pissed over it......... it was a small spec in my mirror!!!!!!!!!!! I love it so much ill race u any day

Jason Icicle
England

https://www.ukbike.com/h/review-popup.php?number=2138&make=Aprilia&model=RS125&picname=APRRS125

On a second read, I think he's joking, or maybe it's 18aprilia?
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JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

LMFAO!!! That is the biggest pile o' shite I will ever read!!!! Laughing

Those people are the sort of people that make life worth living! Laughing

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Fortuna · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Karma :

Come on, race my tuned R1. Who will be the spec then Twisted Evil

Marc_Buck · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 31 May 2004 Karma :

Don't do it!!!

You will be so humiliated when you lose!
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Gazdaman · I did a trackday!!! Joined: 12 Aug 2004 Karma :

not an rs125 once he puts the big bore kit in it.

It might have been rebored to a 2litre 2 stroke single....who knows.

Gaz

DynaMight · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Oct 2004 Karma :

It's true, I used to wheelie my RS125 upto 130MPH and that was only using 3rd gear! I used to do 160+ all the time, After I got a powerband fitted to every gear!!!

I got a Micron exhaust from a Fireblade and put it on and it was much faster, Go to 175MPH then.

I have a feeling this Jason bloke was having a joke just like I just did, His spelling and grammar gives it away.

If it read "I iz just got a rs125 and it's the mutz innit, i gots a exzurst and kandn filter etc" I may have believed him.
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Fortuna · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Karma :

Of course it's a joke.
I'm scared in case it's real though and he beats me Embarassed

Mr.Everready · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Karma :

Would his speedo be in kph by any chance ?
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

Obviously a fake because a DynaMight says he can spelt and uses grammar so it's obviously not a real ped boi.

A more authentice ped boi would say:

HI I HAEV RECENTLY PURCHAESD A 204 RS125 AND ITS TEH MUTS NUTS MAET111!!11 WTF LOL IVE GOT TEH WHOL3 WORKS DON3 2 IT!1111 WTF 3XHAUST K&N FILTAR BOR3 KIT CARB..1111!!111!1!1!!1!!1!!!1!!! U NME IT AND IV3 JUST FITED AN IEC COLD TANK OF NITROUS 2 IT MAET ITS SHIT HOT11111!1 OMG LOL GOT 159 MPH DOWN A HIL WIT DA WIND BHIND ME!!!!1!!111!!!!1!!1!111!11!!!1!1!!!!1!!11! OMG WTF LOL PISES OV3R ANY BIEK AT DA LIGHTS11!!!1!! WTF RAECD AN R1 AND PIS3D OVAR IT....!1!11!!!1!!!!1!11!!111!!11!1! IT WAS A SMAL SPEC IN MAH MIROR!!!!!!!1!!!111!1111!1!!!! OMG LOL I LOVE IT SO MUCH IL RAEC U ANY DAY!!!!!1111111!!!1 OMG WTF

AcIdBuRnZ · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Jul 2003 Karma :

Ste - didn't know whether to rate your post funny or confusing!!! Thumbs Up

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stryker · Brolly Dolly Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Karma :

He'd still beat buddah though. Very Happy

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sychosis · Crazy Courier Joined: 21 May 2004 Karma :

Something must be really wrong with my rs then, can only just push 105 speedo indicated downhill.
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Dom · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Sep 2004 Karma :

Dude, only 159mph with a tailwind? Maybe his hasn't been derestricted yet.

jamie192 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

ok first thing, dont a cbr 600 only have a top end of like 170 -180 or something like that???
second i dont believe it.
third id love to see him still pulling away while the r1 leaves him a big cloud of smoke and a nice smell of burning rubber. yes he may have quite a high top speed, but an r1 would get to 120 b4 he got to 60. and thats if his engine hasnt blown up.

Edit: O and the r1 guy he raced probably wasnt racing and was sensible, and looked at his bike and thought whats the point.

watch this video and see if his bike even slightly compares.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=33909
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Rob W · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Karma :

I reckon the true speed of a CBR6 would be a touch over 160
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jamie192 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

exactly, you ever thought his speedo might be 30 mph out??? overeading by 30 mph. any ways, when i get a 400 if he still got his rs 125 he can race me any day!

Next he well come back with yeah and my rs had 500 bhp.
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Rob W · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Karma :

I haven't got an RS125. My bike's in my avatar, a Derbi Senda SM125 with a top speed of about 70-75 at a push.
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jamie192 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

i dont mean you i mean the bike review guy! i dont mean mrchips either i mean the guy who wrote it.

sorry for any confusion. Thumbs Up

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Rob W · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Karma :

I think we can safely assume whoever wrote that was having a laugh
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jamie192 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

lets hope so
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craigT19 · Jolly Green Giant Joined: 09 Feb 2002 Karma :

Why do spanners that claim to have tuned the bollocks off of there 125's always name the same things??

"yeah ive done everything to it" exhaust bore, k&N, carb.....erm......"oh shit i dont know what else can be tunned on a bike?, i know"....you name it mate.

i bet race team wish it was that cheap and easy Laughing

Stu_666 · Brolly Dolly Joined: 27 Jun 2004 Karma :

Pah! what a ladyboy! Laughing

Mine does a lot faster than that... it is white though so they always go faster Laughing

mrchips · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Mar 2004 Karma :

Race stickers also add about 15mph.
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Fortuna · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Karma :

As does only weighing 10 stone Very Happy