Some good excuses for being caught speeding...

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

Have a look at this list of excuses people have given when caught speeding. Laughing

I passed out after seeing UFOs

A jet over-head, not me, triggered the camera

I had a severe bout of diarrhoea

A gust of wind pushed me over the limit

I had to rush my dying hamster to the vet's.

Well at least it will have made the day more interesting for the person who opened those letters. Smile

Marc_Buck · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 31 May 2004 Karma :

i passed out after seeing aliens, jesus that must have been sent in for a laugh.
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stryker · Brolly Dolly Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Karma :

No I really can assure you there are people out there, that stupid.
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zx636 · Scooby Slapper Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Karma :

Most police would belive the alien one, After all the ones that stop me seem to live on another planet.

Azmodeus · Scooby Slapper Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Karma :

I dunno whats worse - the excuse, or the foggy picture of a glass bead they used to simulate a UFO for the picture (I guess incase someone doesnt know what a UFO looks like?!)

CBRPETER · Scooby Slapper Joined: 29 Sep 2004 Karma :

I want to know how these people come up with these excuses, they are ridiculous and stupid.. but stilll very funny.
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stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Well a mate of mine got away with one...his excuse "My ex GPO BSA Bantam cannot do 70mph. If you would like to check this please get back to me and I can arrange for you to take the bike for testing."

What he failed to mention was that the bike was in neutral at the time and he had just been pushed down a hill towards the camera by one of my other mates who was riding a bigger bike and holding on to the back of his jacket. Released him and braked just before the camera.

Much hilarity all round and a trophy speeding ticket for his bike that does no more than 45mph on a good day.
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