Trackday Caption Competition

Silver · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Oct 2004 Karma :

Donington Park, today. So, just what is Mike thinking? Wink

instigator · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Oct 2004 Karma :

"I'm sure they said take the second left.... Confused

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Nighteyes · Dirty Bint Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Karma :

"Just how far behind me is Craig exactly?!!" Wink

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PsychoHippy · Jammy Git Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Karma :

I have got the right day, haven't I?
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I spend all my money on bikes and beer, the rest I simply waste!

stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Ok, pulling out to overtake. Mirror, mirror, headcheck left, lifesaver and...Oh, where'd he go?
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Black Knight · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Karma :

Mike started to worry as the 747 landing gear appeared Laughing

Claud 14.7 to 1 · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 May 2004 Karma :

"Haha, suckers" Cool

Kickstart · The Oracle Joined: 04 Feb 2002 Karma :

Langoliers Part 2
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TheShaggyDA · Repost Police Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

"Hey guys, smell that one! Guys? Guys?"
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[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]

Jrod · Page 3 Girl Joined: 02 Aug 2004 Karma :

"Phew, I got away from binge"

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

I could do with some of that gravel for the drive way, or maybe for the flower arrangement I have in the back

iCraig · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Jun 2004 Karma :

"Eh, where is everyone?"

Reevo8 · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Jun 2004 Karma :

"what a lot of kitty litter, they must keep big cats"
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mrchips · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Mar 2004 Karma :

Crap did I lock me front door?
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jay12329 · Dr. Evil Joined: 02 May 2003 Karma :

How good am I? Mr. Green

I lost the instructor! Dance!

Oh no wate, he lost me. Brick Wall

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XS1954 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Karma :

Is this the way to Amarillo or not?
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You're a cock.

lilredmachine · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Jan 2005 Karma :

'I could swear I had the dog tied to the handle bars a while back'
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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

Mike makes the attempt at the world riding in reverse record - understandably the track is kept clear.
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Fortuna · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Karma :

Maybe a race in Chernobyl wasn't such a good idea.

RickHolt · Traffic Copper Joined: 17 Mar 2004 Karma :

Free bungees to tie down your shopping, reason 56 to shop at Morrisons.

Zoffo · Brolly Dolly Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Karma :

Nope...still havent managed to lay a brownie,

m99dws · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Karma :

Shit...Nobody there, that means I am last!

Whitetrash · Banned Joined: 31 Jan 2005 Karma :

"Im just going to stare at my fuel tap for a few seconds and pretend i havent stalled it"
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Every body hates me,
Think I'll go and eat worms!

bigedyant · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Karma :

Just then, Mike remembered that pillions and 3rd gear mingers don't go well together .
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Motkram · Scooby Slapper Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

'Idiots! Don't they know they're going the wrong way?........................hmmmm.'
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