Salad cream!

[steveh]

ok, Sorry for this rant.

Tonight, on approaching a round-about me turning left, a car on my right turning right when some cager in a white corsa decided to wind his window down and as he set off squirt salad cream (squirty bottle) down my back and on my bike, now not allot of things annoy me on the road but this guy took the piss, the look on his face when and after he did it made me want to murder the f0cker, so i drove off in shear anger as it was heavy traffic and i was in the wrong lane to "give chase"
so i pulled over used my rag from under the seat to clean this crap off, reaking of the stuff, when the same guy hammered past me and threw the bottle at me, THE CHEEK, so naturally jumped on the bike and nailed it after him, (this is were im disappointed in myself) followed him for a while keeping one or two cars back until he parked up and went inside a house.... my turn approached the car, and persuaded both wing mirrors off onto the floor, Then.. my favorite bit (thanks to an idea some kind person on a bike forum gave me) took a nice leak in the air intake.

I know i should of been calm and reported him, but police would of done naff all, and i know i was wrong taking matters into my own hands but all i kept thinking of was this guys face and the shear cheek of it all.

Sorry for the rant, ive calmed down abit now and sort of regret doing it but it was just disgraceful, i didn take over anyone, was within speed limits minding my own business.

rant over.


Steve.
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[ginguar]

I would normally say walk away but I cannot believe someone did that to you . Well done, I think he got off lightly.

[bugsy46]

[Flip]

Regret? Why? The f*cker had it coming.

[tokarev]

Excellent revenge.

[woo]

Good on yer mate, i would have bust into his house and attempt to put him talcum powder on him and just when hes waking up more talcum powder should be coming out of prison and guess what, id shake more talcum powder again cos its like that!

[tatters]

nice one
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[steveh]

bugsy46 its funny thinking about it, but not all over a nice new jacket, a freashly polised bike and for no reason, at the time i wanted to put his head through the window but im glad i didnt actualy assault the guy, as much as i was dying too.


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[pop]

spot on execution sorted

[binge]

[NSR125-Kid-UK]

Nice one chief!!!
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[scott_hood_88]

completely the wrong way to go about it bro, I would have made sure thats where he lived taken down the car details, waited for about a week or two then take some black sticky laquer and given the car a repaint specially with the warm weather coming the sun would bake it on, doing what you've done an almost immediate reaction hes going to realise its you and when he next see s you he could potentially do anything.....

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[carnislick]

i'd laugh if you got the wrong car, then you'd feel a shit head

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[Visitor Q]

i wanted to do some serious damage to some porsche showing off on the A507 the other day. He was fucking shit, i was keeping up with him in MY lane, whereas he was everywhere.

But he nearly scrubbed about 4 bikers with his blind offsiding.

But instead i just tailgated him at 130 odd to make him feel slow... yes i know dangerous etc but a good giggle.

One point though, i really wouldnt have posted up the reprisals if indeed it isnt jackanory, for obvious reasons.

You do a supposed vague thread
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[Phoenix]

I'm sorry, but you took a piss in the air intake? That's an impressive aim if it was in the middle of the bonnet. And where was this car parked, in a residential street? How could you stop, whip your cock out and piss over a car without anyone noticing. Also what if he came back out, were you gonna zip up and jump back on the bike and get away b4 he catches you?

[instigator]

hahaaahaaaha steve you're the man!!!!!!!! PMSL!!!!

[tribal_tiger]

Now you just need to go back with a industrial sized vat of salad cream.

and hope the sunroofs open!

[G]

At least you waited until he wasn't there to damage his car (presuming it's not stolen).

Hope no one saw you.

If you could have got a witness, the police might have done something; that could be Assault charges I believe.

[sychosis]

Nice one You could of gone to a shop bought some salad cream then gone back to his house and knocked on the door.
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[MissFickle]

good for you.. little cnut deserved everything he got...

[Liverpoolrobb...]

1k of sugar would of enterd the fuel tank if he had done that to me and some nice pain stripper with a thin pain brush writing "you know the fat dollop's right!"

either that or dog sh*t SMEARD on the front window or right near an intake

[Method]

Thats realy made me laugh Good Lad.
Personaly though i dont think i would go to the effort of following him home, getting off my bike, to take a leak...
I would simply "Leave a key dangling, accidently" out of my pocket and pass him by... Quick, Simple.
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would have slashed his tires, smashed his windows, kicked his mirrors. smashed the house he went in to, then when he came out to sort you out, hop on your bike! would love to see his face when he trys to drive off, DONT FORGET TO CHECK YOUR MIRRORS!
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