My meeting with chavs in a garage

[superstacker]

Me and my brother are riding down to the petrol garage (for petrol funnily enough). MY brother owns a 50cc ped, ive got a 400cc NC24. He owed me some cash so he said he'd fill my tank for me.
Riding down the street, we ride past some of the local chavs. Nothing really thought of it and we rode onto one point to fill up both bikes.
Then three hooded herberts come into the petrol garage and start a conversation something like this:

Chav: Dont you like your bike or something?

Me: What?

Chav: Well you were revving your engine

Me: its a fast bike with a sports can, not like i have to explain to you.
(My bro goes in to pay for fuel)
Chav: oh yeah, what bike is it then, How fast does it go?

Me: its a 400cc NC24, and it goes about 120

Chav: Bet you cant ride that fast, bet you cant pop a wheelie!

Me: Not on the high street, and not while its wet. Besides I dont need advice from a spotty twat like you. Why dont you and your chav mates F**k off.

Chav: confused silence (obviously thought i was scared off him and it backfired)

Then his attention turned to my brothers moped as my brother started coming out of the garage

Chav: what mopeds that then?

me: Its written on the side of it, i assume you can read dick head.

Chav:Benelli? Russian crap.

Me: its italian actually (more silence from the chav)

My brother then turns up to greet our hooded mates.

Chav: i bet its easy to nick.

Brother: Well theres two of us, in helmets and kevlar armour, touch my bike and youll be swallowing your teeth.

In which case, as we went to drive down the road, they thought it would be fun to stand in the road, thinking we would stop.....
after a fist full of throttle they soon scattered lol

Any other chav stories out there?

[Toady]

Haha. Thats what I like to see
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[DisabledRider]

well, their everywere in plymouth, but most are actually ok, only the odd one or two w4nkers.

Yesterday down by warner village (cinema) a chav tried to hit me when he went past in his car, so me n a mate went either side of his car, and loads of other bikers went in front of him.

He crapped himself. He tried to hit me to show off to the gurl in his car, Lol. w4nker.

Chav car drivers are dickheads, same with the moped ones, the moped ones drive like titheads and think their bikes go like 100mph, try and race ninja's n stuff, Lol...

"err boi how fast u get out of that, ad it nicked yet? Do any tricks on it?"

Lol

[bugsy46]

I wondered how long it would be until this chav shit surfaced.

By the way I get spots, Il take offence to your post.
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[superstacker]

Are you also 13?
Do you ride a 125 scrambler around the town with no helmet, licence tax insurance etc?
Do you turn up to petrol garages and tell other people how to ride there bikes?
Do you threaten to steal other peoples bikes?

If the answer is yes to all of the above then I hope you are offended. In fact i hope that you get caught or that someone you mouth off does put a kevlar knuckle through your face.

However for a few spots????
join the club mate

[paulyzf600]

[dodsi]

LMAO

[superstacker]

if you dont like my story feel free to tell me! im crap at telling stories really. Always make them sound much duller then what actually happened.

[ginguar]

I liked you story, it amused me

[DisabledRider]

Lol, everyone gets spots, Lol...

[strag]

I only ever got one when i was a teenager. But it was a long time ago so I could be wrong:P
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[Marcg868]

My story is short but sweet,me on my bike,stopped in traffic near a bus stop pull my visor up and look left to see a girl i know,i say "hi luv" and this ugly stipy jumpered skinhead proceeds to say "what you staring at" so i just laugh and he proceeds to spit on me. I hate spitting i find it really vulgar and disgusting.then to top it off he flicks his fag at me. That was the last straw,pull down the road onto the pavement and walk up to the bus stop where he comes bouncing down takes a swing and misses,so one quick punch to the nose and he's down,in floods of tears and a stream of blood. They're so cocky i hate scallies grrrrrrrr
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[The#Doctor#]

LOL thats what i like 2 hear wankers who think there hard getting what they deserve

[Fruitcake]

nice, found the first one amusing

round where i'm from (i'm away at uni) some of them have taken to riding black mini moto's round the streets with no lights, wearing black clothes and no helmet and i nearly hit one with the car, if i had moved a little earlyer he would have gone straight into the side of it!

the main problems i have are with my mountain bike and them claiming to be able to double backflip off a kerb!, stupid nuts, they cant get thier head arround one of my freinds riding trials on a 26 inch wheeled unicycle

[White Noise]

[Sadie]

I was coming home yesterday on the ZX9R and I had my sun visor down as well as my ordinary visor, so my face could not be seen.

When I stopped beside a bunch of girls in a hatchback, they all leaned out the side window and started flirting with me.

The look on their faces was priceless when I raised the visors and they realised that I was a woman.
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[weasel]

Yeah, you just gotta love them chavs! Was in hunstanton a little while back, and we sitting by the side of the road, I was on the back of my mates ZX636 when a couple of Chavs pull up in there "500 BHP" Vauxhall Nova, and proceed to tell us that our bike is Shit and that he could easily beat us.
We took this as a challenge, so followed him for about half a mile til we came across a nice long stretch pf road.... I can only imagine there faces as we blitzed them with a fist full of Revs in second gear
Pointless story really, but i put a smile on my face!
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[Claud 14.7 to 1]

Haha some funny stories there.

One Sunday evening a few weeks back, about 11pm I went to the industrial estate to practice wheelie/stunting. I thought great, no-one/nothing will be about.

Sure enough the place was dead, or so I thought... After a lot of runs I noticed some chavs in a dark corner (probably doing drugs or something ). So anyway, I continued to practice.

They must have appreciated (my attempts ) because they then came over to the "strip" and started cheering. So I did a nice burnout for them and left.

[Barker-CBR 600]

Not really bike related story but Chav related.

Me and two mates waiting around a carpark (all actually wearing biking jackets) for a lift back after a gig. Bunch of chavs in a car think its funny to come off the road where they were parked and drive right towards us revving it up wasnt going fast, 5-10 mph but revving the pants off the crapped out old whatever it was.

They get near and expect us to move for them (theres plenty of room in morrisons car park, not like we were blocking their way at all).

I do but my mate stands still and as they are about three yards from him jumps on their bonnet in a 'rolling' type way... kind of thing you'd expect if someone was hit at high speed.
Scared them shitless and they stopped immiediatly and got out timid like with the driver crapping himself. 'Ahh mate you alrigh sorry yeah was just messin'. He gets up and laughs, they leave quietly as we're only 100yards from a police station and effectivly they just 'hit' him.

(realised afterwards would have got messy if he had scratched their car or something.. but still).


Same way i had a few chavs swerve towards me from other side of road if i'm walking through my village etc... its funny as hell if you step out a bit towards them and they think their going to hit you!
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[Jrod]

Only once had some 'chavs' annoy me. Pull up into my drive and they drive past, all lean out and shout "wan*er" So I follow them with mainbeam on until they stop, then I ride off.

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