The BBC and Motorbikes...

[Craggles]

It seems the BBC have a guide to life, the universe and everything. Here's what it says about motorbikes.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A158546

Craig
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[Nath]

[yambabe]

LOL cheers Craig, fair made my night that has!

I need to wipe the Baileys I just spat all over the keyboard off at some point though!
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[yambabe]

[BlackSheep]

[Flip]

LMFAO

[Kaben]

The person who wrote that must be such a deeply conservative,little minded C**T.
for the BBC in my opinion

Quote: Motorcyclists; A strange group of people who like to ride motorcycles, wear leather and denim, and have long hair. They are not to be confused with mountain bikers, who are just reckless, and often younger. Bikers are a close knit community, who enjoy the wilder side of life. This, however, contrasts with their other favourite pastimes of reading, macrame, and finger painting. (Warning: this entry may not be entirely accurate.)

Thats like saying all people with posh accents are Earls and Dukes! When quite plainly alot of them have a credit card debt closs to the GND of Ethiopia! (just so they can look rich mind....)

as you can probably guess, im in the best possible mood to read such an article..
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[yambabe]

There's always one, isn't there.

Look. Tongue. Firmly inserted in cheek. Get a grip Kaben!
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[Kaben]

sorry,just had the most idiotic argument with a housemate. I said something when drunk which made absolutely no sense, she's taken offense relating it to something so obscure ive never even thought about it!
Ive told her shes getting the wrong end of the stick and i didnt mean that/sorry etc, she is still being real bitter about it as if im cruel and calculating and judging her character.
Well i am judging now...Fuc*ing annoying bi*ch.
Also may be a little bevv'ed

Sorry /Rant over
(goin to go to bed,expect a horrible hangover for my 7am wakeup. Will serve me right for drinking in stupid games and for being so foolish as to wish to explain myself to my housemate )
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[Annabella]

Absolutely brilliant


That has cheered me immensely - especially the "You Know You're a Biker When..." entry
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[mchaggis]

[instigator]

[PsychoHippy]

[mattsmith95]

[Finglonga]

Gotta be Jeremy Clarkson.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bbc/programmes_tv_idents_and_screenshots/factual/200inventions_clarkson.jpg
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[zxr400baby]

i wish my bike could do 170!!!

[mattsmith95]

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Quality find
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