Goin Mental

bonehead · Scooby Slapper Joined: 16 Nov 2004 Karma :

Some w***** has parked his car outside my house, it has one of those talking alarms "Security warning, please step back, it's currently repeating itself everytime a car goes past (live on a very busy main road) and has done constantly for the last 2 days, its got for sale signs on it and its taxed.
Any ideas on what I can do about this? apart from torching the F***** thing. Evil or Very Mad

Silver · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Oct 2004 Karma :

Have you told the police? At the very least the might be able to trace the driver and get hold of him. Had that happen to me before.

NY_Sniper · Trackday Trickster Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Karma :

stand next to it till it goes off look as if ur planning on nicking it wen the owner comes out to the sound of his/her alarm ask them in a nice way to get the fucker away from your house befor you rip the damn alarm out
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bonehead · Scooby Slapper Joined: 16 Nov 2004 Karma :

How stupid am I, Im gonna get the phone no. off it and ring the pratt and about 4am tommow morning, lets see how he likes being woke up in the middle of the night Very Happy

Minky_monkey · Traffic Copper Joined: 01 Aug 2004 Karma :

Don't forget to withhold your phone number first though!

NY_Sniper · Trackday Trickster Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Karma :

im sure he'd like it more if u where the local takeaway asking if an order was correct Smile

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Sparks! · Sir Tart-a-lot Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Karma :

Just stick some gaffa tape over the alarm sensor (prob on bumper somewhere) then it'll set the alarm off repeatedly until the battery dies.

HTH.
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TiN · Pocket Tin Joined: 14 Feb 2002 Karma :

I think that I walked past your house about an hour ago mate...and subsiquently set off the talking alarm...sorry Razz

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stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

One possible approach is to contact the council (I think it is the environmental health department) and report it as a noise nuiscance. If they agree with you, they can then issue a notice to the owner of the car requiring him to desist. If he ignores it, they have the power to confiscate the source of the noise
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Pat172 · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Karma :

you can report it to the police, as im sure its now an offence to advertise a car for sale if parked ona street (comes unter street trader)

i know its an offence round her ein west london theres lots of signs etc....

also say its causing an obstruction and a noise nuicence and if that dosnt work brick the windows that'll get the block to move it....
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