Chavs And Apples

[JakeyC]

driving home from my girlfriends about 10:15 pm when a corsa pulls out in front of me with three baseball cappers inside, it didnt even make an effort to accelerate so i didnt smash into his arse! anyway he slows down and drives next to me and shouts and the window race ya mate, so i just ignore him then his mate lent over him and threw an apple at me hitting me in the arm, then they flew off so i decided to chase them but my poor RESTRICTED nsr just couldnt keep up
plans for revenge:

1. derestric my nsr then try and find them, OR
2. give their reg plate to my copper sister and let it go from there lol

[White Noise]

number 2 but make sure she picks them up for something other than screwing with you, that way the shite won't fall on you
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Edit: sorry it couldn't have been a chav! chav's are malunurished and don't know what a apple is! like the idea below!
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[0ni]

3. Find them and return the apple to his exhaust. Should be big and silly enough to fit.
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[JakeyC]

number 1 sounds v tempting as i the same car drives down that same road at least once a week, i could hide in a bush and throw a fruit basket at the windscreen

[Barry_M2]

Find his car when its parked up and spray his brake disks with WD40!

[mchaggis]

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[Wave2k]

do both
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[veeeffarr]

Drag him out of the car and smash his skull in with half a housebrick

PS: Joking....

[biker-bev]

Get the NSR derestricted and sort them out on your own. Do you think some brain less chavs are gonna care what the police say??

I ltke the smashing skull idea.. lol

them
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[mchaggis]

If you got the reg. no, report it to the police. Do not try and take them on, even on a destricted NSR 125. Fine you accelerate faster, but you don't have any better top speed, and you are hugely vulnerable compared to any car, especially one which might be interested in knocking you off.

Ignore the cunts unless you can manage to kick in their front quarter panel then piss off into the distance, filtering through the traffic.

(Just thought I'd inject a little reason. Though bunging up their exhaust doesn't sound like a bad idea. )
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[stinkwheel]

McHaggis has not a bad idea there. If you did the same thing to a car driver and they reported it, the fuzz would waste no time banging on your door. Chances are the coppers would just love a chance to put some pressure on a car full of local neds, they are probably fed up with them driving round and round the town centre.

Report it as a "road rage" incident, then decribe what you have just told us there (minus the chasing after them), I would he tempted to use the phrase "launched a missile at my moving vehicle" rather than 'threw an apple' .

Road rage is a buzzword these days and there is a chance you could use the raft of draconian antisocial behaviour legislation to your benefit for once. I think some of the new rules mean they can have their car confiscated on the basis of complaints from the public.

Then go and shove an apple up their exhaust anyway.
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[WishayKillie]

Brake fluid on the bonnet and sawdust in the petrol tank
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[cqueen]

get your sister to find out where his car is located, then return the apple...through the passenger window. perhaps with a little note on it saying 'i think belongs to you?' or something along the lines of.

[biggerjohn]

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[Harold_Shand]

Don't worry about it.

You could have been anyone, don't take it personally.

[woo]

find out where they live then throw them talcum powder!
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[JakeyC]

lol some good ideas i like the apple in the exhaust and the one that involves giving it them back through the window, i know i could of been any body but throwing an apple at me is actualyl pretty dam dangerous i could had my visor open and got an apple in the mouth lol

[RooRoo]

Jesus christ JakeyC, everytime I see your avatar you remind me of a mate I knew a while back, he's moved away now, you are the absolute spitting image...

(pointless I know)

[KevTM]

i'm just wondering where the chav stole the apple?

[dransy]

pour nitromors in the shape of an apple on his car bonnet

[Mockey]

Find the car, crow bar open the petrol cap and put sugar in the petrol tank! That'll fuck him up!
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[quik_d]

ok go to police, and hit ur arm hard few days b4 so get a bruise on ur arm then get pic taken of it! result is road rage with bodily harm!
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