Not Entirely the truth..

[Steve H]

Some of the details have been changed to ensure that this thread is relatively interesting...

I was out for my early morning combined jog and Latin lesson today when something caught my eye. It wasn't the heinous jaywalking crime being committed by the giant yellow bird, nor the For Sale sign next to the Big Yellow Teapot, no it was the Tosspot on the CBR125 pissing down the middle of the hash marks wearing a hoody and no helmet!

As I took a double take a bus stopped and a car indicated to pull out past it. In one fluid motion the car swerved around the bus and the rider attempted to turn sharply in a vain attempt to avoid him. As is usual the hash marked surface was gravelly and wet from a bucket load of rain that had been deposited overnight, the bike slid and the sound of (tiny) fairing on asphalt ensued as the bike slid up the road followed by a blue hoody, a Yankees baseball cap and a pair of Nike tracky bottoms.

The kiddy sat dazed for a second and then jumped up and sprinted off as if his life (and criminal record I suspect) depended on it leaving a trail of flashing speed cameras strobing away as he and his Reeboks broke the sound barrier in his haste to escape. The 0745 from Heathrow was left grounded in the middle of the road after the incident and the curtains were visibly twitching in the tree house opposite.

Thankfully I was able to pick up the CBR with 2 twigs (thus avoiding tarnishing the fingerprinted bike) and place it carefully on the side of the road - it was shagged. A fairly accurate diagnosis in my less than professional opinion.

I left before the Police turned up but I can imagine someone was without their pride 'n joy when they opened the garage/shed door this morning

Artists Impression...
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[Inspire]

What a shame the car driver didn't hit him!


Rob

[KevTM]

all i can say is WTF?!?!

[biggerjohn]

Pure fucking class

[Bendy]

Was the lorry full of smarties alright?

[Finglonga]

[Steve H]

[Yeti]

if you have that much free time on your hands i want your job!
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[Dusty]

O/T - You say the teapot is for sale? Any idea how many bedrooms?
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[Suzuki]

[Mr.Everready]

So what parts of that story are true then ?
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[Steve H]

[Mr.Everready]

So you made the big yellow bird part up ?
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[Annabella]

Thank you for making my day.

I believe you will find that the tea pot is actually already inhabited by the Pot-Head Pixies and broadcasts a pirate radio station also known as "Radio Gnome" to disguise the identity of the pixies who broadcast it.


Sorry Alex, I know you had your heart set on a tea-making vessel.
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[gimpy limp]

pmsl at the artists impression

was he big? dude you should have pounced on the thieving gimp when he started to leg it, i'm sure the persons bike he wrecked would be happier knowing the thief was captured
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