Crime doesn't pay

[Steve H]

Further to this thread it gives me great pleasure to inform the BCF Community that I received a phone call today from the Police informing me that the person who stole the rogue CBR has been apprehended.

I asked how old the kiddy was and the Police woman informed me that it was '...a 16 year old scrote' (her words) she then proceeded to say 'I think they call them Chavs today'. Apparantly he'd been spotted running away and a trail of blood stained footprints and dog poo had lead sniffer ducks to the scene and Police were subsequently called - they executed an entry warrant at 6 this morning at an address that had been 'known' to them in the past.

In true SteveH tradition (OK, for the 2nd and last time!) please find attatched an Artists Impression of the dawn raid. As you can see it was a successful multi agency assault involving numerous organisations. It should be noted however that Superman was unable to utilise any of his powers due to the clever utilisation of a Kryptonite Car Port. These Bike Thieving Bastards think of everything don't they
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[Suzuki]

Worryingly, that reminds me of some dodgy Spectrum game.

Nice to hear they caught the little prick though.
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[Yeti]

ive said it before and ill say it again if you have that much time on your hands i want your job!
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[Bendy]

Mister H, I want to be just like you when I grow up.

[Minky_monkey]

That's fantastic.

I think you should ask if you can do the recreations on Crimewatch.....

[JonB]

PMSL!

Mista H, you are one cool mutha.
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[Zero-G]

There really needs to be a LMFAO Cool rating
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[Kaben]

heheheh brilliant. I love these artists impressions. brought a tear to my when you said its the last one.......SAY IT AINT SO!
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[cqueen]

yeah man that was a good drawing, you must have even less to do at work than i do!

[woo]

now they have found the stupid prick when he finishes community service throw talcum powder on the silly prick!!!!!
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[White Noise]

love the pic steve H, make sure its not your last one,
where does the throwing a chav in a river come from woo?
maybe mista H could do an artists impression of such a situation
WN
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[MarJay]

I've said it before and I'll say it again!

SteveH Pwns J00!
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[Type_Mo]

LMFAO @ da pic!

[Jonathan]

Hilarious picture, you should have drawn the scally in a burbery hat etc.

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[alliamc]

I love the extra effort you've put in to make a post more entertaining... definately too much free time wherever you work!
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