Women...

[killa]

Pissed off as it is with cagers, have a bit of a grudge to dappy women of late, i.e. the woman who mowed down my bike.
So this morning I had a release of tension….
I was filtering past a long line of cars on the way to work, probably doing about 20mph or so. I was nearing a set of lights ready to pull in when all of a sudden a woman decides, here, in the middle of the road, she’ll exit her big ass Range Rover. She just flung the door open in front of me and stepped down in her spaz outfit of riding boots, scarf and woolly jumper.
Even though I knew she was a thorough bred goon I had to say something.

“Hey thanks for looking cock muncher”
“You shouldn’t be travelling here”
“Its called filtering dear, use your head, and in future, your mirror”
“Blah blah blah” , I didn’t hear the rest……

Enter middle finger, clutch, gear, loud noise….
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[lap_time]

Just say 'filtering is legal you apple muching toff', and next time you see her towing a horse box, shotgun past it...
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[mchaggis]

To be fair, it's not just women, it's idiot ignorant cagers, especially those with superiority complexes as a result of driving Chelsea tractors. The 'I'm big, hence I'm more important' attitude methinks.

At least you didn't hit her/ her car or snap off a mirror or anything; t'would have had the self-important cow calling the police no doubt.

Women who ride horses are the worst!
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[Zero-G]

Next time, shout at the top of your voice.

"OH MY GOD IT'S A HORSE DRIVING A CAR!!!!" And ride off screaming!
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[killa]

Wayhay!! LOL

Yeah, lucky I didn’t hit her, I wouldn’t have the bike on the road and it would be a write off.
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[mchaggis]

A few weeks ago I encountered a horse woman stopped right on the apex of a blind corner, having run out of petrol. I stopped and offered to push her further along the road to move her out of the way of traffic coming round the corner.

Apart from being a sarcastic bitch and being thoroughly ungrateful that I'd bothered to stop, her attitude was that because people "speed so much around here", she wasn't moving anywhere, because it would teach people a lesson. She didn't seem to comprehend the fact that 'teaching people a lesson' would mean them going into the back of her.

Maybe horse riders think they're superior because they go around with 1 horsepower and don't pollute the air? I wouldn't want to come off from hitting horseshit, nor would I want to hit a horse.

Whilst I was putting my gear back on and waiting for the traffic to ease so I could do a U-turn and continue on my way, I watched no less than 10 cars have to do an emergency stop upon discovering her parked in the road. (The LHS has a wall right to the edge of the road and the road itself is quite narrow.) The road in question had just had tonnes of gravel dumped on it by the council.
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[tater]

Don't get me started on horses! i remember being out on a ride through the lanes with a friend, both on 125s. Came to this very twisty narrow bit of road going down hill. Its a 30 limit but it should be slower in a car as the corners are so blind and narrow, with no path.

So we go round the first bend to see two horses being ridden side by side, while the furthest rider from the kerb is also walking the dog on a lead on the f**king road, just could not believe the stupidity. if a car came round the corner the dog could have easily been hit. Also after closing up behind them they continued to walk side by side. So after the tight bit full throttle as we over take, stupid bitches.

Animals should not be allowed on the roads, roads are to busy nowdays.

[mchaggis]

[dransy]

[Keen]

also, horsies don't pay any road tax or insurance...
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[dransy]

[mchaggis]

[dransy]

true but i mean if a car or bike goes speedin past and scares the horse if the horse gets scared and jumps the rider cant calm it down as thats what it wants to do
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[mchaggis]

[dransy]

either way we r both not gettin to a point
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[Keen]

IMHO:

Alot of horses may be well trained, especially cop horses, but that doesnt mean they all are and theres no kind of formal training for the riders needed to ride a horse on the road is there? (as far as I know)

Also, they don't pay any road tax for using the roads, like we do, yet they shit everywhere and cause a general obstruction to traffic... not really fair if you ask me.
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[Zero-G]

Maybe we should all go and dump a lorry load of horse shit on the pavement infront of the house's of the poeple responsible. Let them know how it feel's to be stuck in the shit
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[tater]

mchaggis, the reason why im targeting horses is because they are now an unneccesary risk to have on the roads, they are welcome to ride off road in my eyes just not on road.

An animal is an animal, they have a mind of their own and i consider this to be dangerous on a busy road.

Heres a senario for you: me wanting to take my motocross bike out on the road to run a new piston in, now if that was allowed then i would respect the roads etc, why is riding a horse allowed which is not taxed, insured or licenced on the road but me testing my bike illegal? To me its the same thing neither is insured, taxed or rider licenced to be on the road.

Police horses are completely different from the horses used from the local stable, the police horses and riders are trained for the conditions normal horse riders are not.

Now if they were taxed and insured and licenced to be on the road then fair game, they would have the same rights as everyone else. But the way it is at the moment i don't agree.

[bonehead]

Yesterday I was on my way down a small stretch of duel C near my house, when I see a arguement going on in a car just ahead of me, women driver with one hand on the wheel other being waved around the car, with her head facing the passenger.
I come up along side in the right hand lane approching a roundabout while cafefully watching this stupid bint ( I have a pretty good built in idiot radar), when within a split second she indicates and changes lanes with no mirror/shoulder check while still facing her passenger.
I start blasting my horn, shitting myself and ended up sandwiched between her car and the central island divder, she didnt even notice.
I went home, changed my undies and went about my day.
I really want to be a traffic cop know, seroiusly. Some people should really not be on the roads, I exept the odd mistake we all do it. But some people need to loose the right to drive for life.

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