Cage Rage.

mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

Honestly, when was the last time you either a) vandalised a 4 wheeled vehicle, or b) offered out the driver for a fight?

Last time for me was Tuesday, a cunt in a Volvo forced me onto the central reservation of the M10, when he wouldn't get out to fight me, i smashed off a wing mirror.

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Zoffo · Brolly Dolly Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Karma :

One of the bastids had my mate and his missus off yesterday. They were lucky not to get killed when a cager chickened out of an overtake and slammed the anchors on while on the wrong side of the road. My mate had to head for either the cars or the trees. He chose the trees and managed to miss all of them. Still ended up with a broken wrist when he lost the front end though.
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Method · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Nov 2004 Karma :

Almost got taken out by a stupid Beemer driver a few weeks ago,

Some idiot in a volvo in front of me decided to brake from about 40mph to 20mph around a right hand bend for no reason, the only choice i had was to move across onto the right hand side (where there were hatchings for a right turn off across the other side of the road) and overtake this car. It was either that or run into the back of him... so as i got to this volvos side, he decided to speed up a little, by this time i was ahead of him by about a wheel so decided to carry on and get ahead of him. As i did so, a white BMW with huge wheels and a stupidly oversized spoiler came storming up the right hand side of me... There was the volvo on my left (on the correct side of the road), Me and my girlfreind on the hatchings in the middle of the road, and this Beemer on my right (in the wrong side of the road, heading towards oncoming cars..., 3 a breast around a right hand turn. I managed to get ahead of the volvo and just as i cleared its front bumper, the Beemer swung in sharply to avoid the car coming towards him, and was litteraly around 30cm from my front wheel... doing about 45-50mph at this point. He then cut me straight up and braked hard to make a hard left hand turn directly after, sending me back onto the right hand side again into oncoming traffic.

If he hadnt have taken that left turn, i doubt his precious plastic "Carbon Look" wing mirrors and bonnet would barely resemble its original form.

What made it worse was that i had my g/f on the back... it shit me up so bad! I had to stop at the next petrol station for a "calm down" and a lay on the tank... stupid BMW driver... i am now 100% Anti - "Modded" - BMW.
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KevTM · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Karma :

garth · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Karma :

I kicked someones door on the way to college...

If they didn't want me to kick it, they shouldn't have been in the way... and being a cunt.

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ts50x0 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 16 May 2004 Karma :

some twat in a 4x4 had parked outside a garage, blocking off this gap were motorcycles and push bikes can get through as the road is now blocked for cars but open for bikes. anyway i went round the pavement way and gave is door a good kick to show my gratitude. Twisted Evil

froggy128 · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Karma :

a car was parked in the motorcycle bay and there was no where else to park as it was all double yellows. On his window with a marker pen i wrote - ethical treatment for motorcycles, as all his car stickers said ethical treatment for animals.

ali-b · Trackday Trickster Joined: 19 May 2005 Karma :

Me and a mate go for a ride out or two during the course of a week. He hasn't been riding long and at the time was getting used to filtering. We're riding along, approaching traffic lights, filter past a few cars when one of them spots us and pulls further into the centre of the road to block our path. This is normally something I'd not even bother worrying about, if I can't get past on this set of lights, chances are I'd get past on the next. My mate, however, still being a bit new at this and not seeing that the guy is obviously an idiot, pulls around behind him and begins to filter on the left of him. Mr Car Driver decides this is unacceptable and starts to track left until his bumper is less than a foot from my mate's bike (and pretty close to his leg). The car in front of Mr KnobHead has pulled over to the left to let the bikes filter past so my mate can't escape. Everyone turns left, Mr KnobHead following mate at a stupidly close distance, gesticulating feverishly, and...well...if I'm honest, now annoying me...I guess he's got a bit of target fixation as he doesn't seem to predict me whipping past (ok, whipping being a strong word as we're not going that quickly) and 'accidentally' clipping his wing mirror...quite hard as it happens as it ended up in the road......and then got run over by 3 or 4 cars....at least 2 of which had to swerve to make sure they hit the damn thing (yes, one guy even slowed down, stuck his head out the window and lined his car up nicely to 'reshape' the cowling) and crush any possible further use out of it...

I waffle too much!

Alex.