Chased by the FUZZ

[Peje]

Has any of u lot had any good chases by the fuzz recintly. let us know how use done.

PS does ne1 have any good get away tactics. we have been getting a bit of abuse from the wankers recintly.

[Phil.S]

There i was screwing my nsr (No L's) down a dual c/way at abou 80
a long cue of traffic turning right which i needed to turn aswell.
nice bike space at the front of a transit van at the lights,
continued screwing it to the front and slam on brakes & tuck in.
waiting for lights to change look to my right theres mr plod on bike staring at me and shaking his head. :o
i slowly sunk my head into my petrol tank as he lifted his visor to talk.
"nice bike M8 what is it a 250-400?"
"err 250 (no L's showing)"
"Take it a bit easier you dont want to damage all that shiny bodywork"
"err yes officer, sorry officer"
and off he went after the lights changed.
Few

[Peje]

Bout 9pm me and Mito Mad Cunt are racing up the Belsize road (30mph limit), Mito boy de-restricted, me restricted so he was just playing with me. Sittin at bout 70-75mph wen i c Gary goin round a car, "fuk it" im goin 4 it aswell!!!

Cum 2 the round-about, look in my mirror cos im in the wrong lane just in time 2 see a flickering blue indicator bout 2ft off my back tyre!! oops

i pull over and stop suddenly so the car is right up my arse so Gary can get away, but no Gary gets stuck in traffic and the cunts got his plate so he had 2 stop 4 them

"Do you know wot speed this road is?"
"50 isnt it??"

"Do you know that other fella my collegue is away after?"
"Havent a clue he just overtook me so i was gonna follow him 4 a chat!"


"Do u have ur license on u?"
"Na mate its in the car"
"So u have a bike license?".................(No L Plate up!!)
"Yeh of course!"........bollox!!!

Not a thing done to either of us!!!
Couldnt prove our speed, arseholes.

Just told to keep my speed down!

But he did talk to me 4 bout 15mins bout my bike.

[DrSeuss]

I got chased by the cops got away by going the wrong way on a wide road then turning into a side road and through a bicycles only gap. Hid in a garage and didn't touch the bike for another 3 days. This was at about 3 am though so there was sod all traffic.

[Vissie]

It was 5am yesterday morning me and my palz where just coming back from a joll at a friends house and all of a sudden this blue and red light goes on I shat my self cos I am only 16 and don;t have my licence yet.

So I decided ***k this i am gonna take this copper for a spin.
I took a drive for about 30min before i lost the cunt. Lucky for me this is Sout Africa the cop was drunk and there was a long straight.

[Kickstart]

Hi

Best one happened to someone I know about 15 years ago, around Bangor. A few weeks after their car test the guy was driving back from a night out, not particularly sober. Going down a lane there was a car stopped on the other side of the road with its headlights on full beam. He just aimed to the left of it, and as he passed it just noticed a red torch jump into the hedge. At this point he tried to get away (in a 1L Nova!), getting chased by an XR4 and a 2.8 Capri (Northern Ireland, cars used at the time by traffic). He even tried going the wrong way down a dual carraigeway.

Eventually they stop him, drag him out of the car and throw him over the bonnet with guns drawn.

Total result for failing to stop, driving the wrong way down a dual carraigeway, etc, was that he got a 6 month extension on his R plates (for a year after your test in NI you are meant to wear orange R plates, signifying that you are not meant to do more than 45mph)

All the best

Keith

[TJ NSR]

I was in Hamstead about 8am, overtaking bare traffic on the right hand side of the road (which was clear), came to a traffic light went round an island and skipped the lights, a copper on the other side of the road saw me, chased me, i lost him and GOT LOST MYSELF and was late for work, after that took a different route to work for a couple of days!!!

THEY WERE TRAFFIC POLICE ASWELL!!

[Korn]

Best encounter I've had with the babylon was about a month after I first got the RVF. I was riding to work, and it was a totally lovely day, after about 2 weeks of really shit weather.

So I come to a nice big roundabout on the A316 and seeing as it was practically empty did a few laps around it. On the last one I was lining myself up to exit the roundabout onto the long straight which I also saw on the last lap was pretty much empty so I gave it a big handful of throttle and cranked it over a bit more, which caused the peg to hit the ground sprouting a rather nice shower of sparks. I was well pleased with myself and kept it on the floor right till the exit, where horror of horrors a local cop car had parked up and was waiting for me.

I had no choice but to stop, cos the bloody twits had blocked nearly the entire road, but I did manage to lift the back nicely. So I sit there as the copper walks over trying to get the grin off my face before I'm forced to lift up my helmet and he sees me, turns out this bastard is a right amateur Hitler - he gave me a nice long talk about all the things he was going to do me for, then got on the radio and asked for a traffic unit to do a motorcycle inspection.

So I'm thinking I'm rather fucked, and after about 45 minutes of waiting a motorbike copper turns up, he talks to the other two - from what I could hear they were giving him all the details they wanted me done for - then the drive off and he comes over. At this point it wasn't looking too good, cos a motorbike copper will probably figure out the bike's de-restricted and the can isn't legal, etc.

Anyway, he comes over, gives me a nod, says "What a pair of wankers eh?" and tells me I can go, but not to fuck around too much or I'll attract the attention of more local do-gooders. Total top geezer, if not for him I would have been seriously roasted on her majesty's barbecue.

[minesweeper]

Thats the thing with motorbike cops, you know they do the same shit as us at the weekends so are much more likely to let you off with a warning then normal cops.

Closest ive ever come to being pulled over was hitting 80 on a stretch of the brighton road near coulsdon, anyone who knows the road its always jammed one way. This cop car turns on its lights about 100 meters in front of me stuck in the traffic going the other way, trys to do a u turn as he hasnt seen me, luckily he pulled back in to pull away just as i went past, i heard a ping letting me know how close it bloody was. Took the next left hand at way faster then i should have but he wasnt following me. off home for new pair of pants and to bend my rear indicator back into place....

matt

[kevin]

my mate has a zxr 400 and was going through a 50 zone, my mate over took about 5 cars going about 90 then the blue lights flashed and pulled him over he then asked him do u know what they r 4 pointing to the wing mirrors he said no and the copper said 2 check behind u see if there are any police there before u overtake the cop then went. an alright cop 4 a change!!!!!!

[Springbok_Tony]

Alright, i havent got any stories of myself but my bro in law had a suzuki 400 and was going down a damn steep hill which has a stop street at the bottom. Theres hardly ever any traffic so he just pegged it down there and past the stop street at like 100 mph, however to his bad luck a cop turned his siren on and went after him.
He then went down a side road, hid behind a garage and as the cop car went past he went the other way... he was long gone b4 the copper could turn around and chas him! Was in South Africa...

P.S All this talking of chases and shit is making me want to get an NSR rather than my mitsubishi colt car in April.
Can u guys persuade me other wise?

Cheers, Tony...

[Peje]

Ur never gettin away from the cops in a car, but on a bike at least you have a chance!!

[maxpower125]

uhh well no, if you riding you r phat gsxr 1000 and ur trying to get away from a panda car its not even goin to be slighty challenging

[Wave2k]

been 'chased' but not really a chase like u see on tv.
about 11pm on the a22 ,dark, doing a top speed run on a country a road, theres a little truck resting place at the side, flew past there, and then saw blue lights far back, i knew they would catch me as i can only do about 130ish, so i headed off down some unknown twisty roads that went a bit offroad then ended up back on the a22.
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Christ that's an old thread.

[VFR400UK]

I'd never try and run if i had a police car behind me.

Worst i've done was some rather rapid riding past a police car, which put it's lights on and pulled out to chase me. I came up behind a line of stationary traffic about 50 meters after passing the police car and wrecklessly filtered to the front, away when the lights changed then down some random back streets.

The police car was blatently after me and was trying to get through the traffic to get to me be he only got past about 5 of the 40+ cars. I never heard anything about it so clearly he didnt see my plate.

[getyerkneedow...]

I had a fairly decent chase about a month ago... im waiting for my court appearence now.. its on 15th august. 11am.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=53802&highlight=

[craigs23]

If I was flagged by a copper, I'd pull over right away, not worth trying to outrun them - you'll never outrun a chopper and what's the point? I habe a spotless licence, despite of the way I like to ride my bike and I fully intend keeping it that way.

I thought the idea that they never see what you do on the bike - best way to avoid a confrontation is get your motorcycling kicks where you're not likely to get caught. Bypasses/motorways are notourious for copper watcing, and quite frankly, are straight, long and boring to speed on. 70mph in a 30 is irresponible and stupid. If you're using so much concentration on speeding and didn't notice a great big, glow in the dark bus-of-a-car with big flashing lights on top, you shouldn't be speeding in the first place.

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