What a day!

mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

Ever have one of those days when everyone seems out to get you?
I have today. It started off badly and went rapidly downhill!
Got the bike out of the garage and off i went to work. Had made it about 800 yards from my house, parked cars on the other side of the road, mister sales exec coming the other way doesn't understand right of way, near head on. He waves angrily at me to go backwards and let him pass, i put the stand down and start to get off the bike, he reverses quickly, off i go.
Another 800 yards, on a roundabout about to take my exit, dozy woman in an A3 pulls straight out in front of me. On cold tyres and damp roads i almost loose the front, not even enough time to swear at her.
Half a mile up the road, roundabout with traffic lights, a SEAT Leon goes through a red light and almost wipes me out.
At the next roundabout, another woman pulls slowly out onto the roundabout in front of me, by now my tyres are warm enough to swerve around her and indicate my displeasure through physical gesture.
At the next roundabout (which is 3 lanes wide) another woman drifts across 2 and a half of the lanes without indicating, it is only when i bang on her window with my left hand that she sees me and swerves back to her original(outside)lane.
By now i'm wondering if some joker has stapled a target to my back, either that or i accidentally put my 'predator' suit on, complete with cloaking device.
At the next roundabout, i turn off onto a 2 lane section of motorway, i am in the outside lane about to overtake a car and a lorry. Without indicating, in fact without even looking, the car swerves into the outside lane to overtake the lorry. I had to hammer on the front brake, hard enough to skid the front wheel(and almost my pants!), and i swear the car missed my front wheel by about 10cm!
By now i'd had it, and i'm ashamed to say that the red mist descended. When he had pulled in after his overtake, i pulled alongside, kicked his door(nice dent), and pointed over to the hard shoulder. He pulled over and i stopped a little way in front of him. Leaving the keys in the bike and the engine running(an offence i know!) I stomped back down the hard shoulder towards him, as i neared the first words out of my mouth were 'What the fuck do you think you're doing? you fucking cunt!'. When he replied 'I was overtaking, you shouldn't have been there, you were going too fast', i actually wanted to kill him. Had he not been about the same age as my dad (late 50's early 60's) i would have like to have engaged him in a bout of impromptu roadside fisticuffs. In deference to his age, i treated him to a display of traditional Anglo-Saxon oaths, making reference to his eyesight, his parents marital status and relation, his sexual orientation, the frequence of his masturbatory habits, and finally from where he got his driving licence (from a fucking christmas cracker, that's where!!!)
The remaining 5 miles to work were remarkably incident free, and as for the journey home......lets just say i got home with 2 more mirrors than i'd started out with!
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shorty · Scooby Slapper Joined: 23 Jul 2004 Karma :

Sympathise with you mate - on my 5 mile commute to work I have nearly been taken off 4 times in two days. Every time by a woman!! In one case they were ganging up on me woman beckons other woman out in front of me Rolling Eyes

My boots now have bits of paint on them and there are a couple of silly bints who hopefully will remember to actually LOOK when they're driving in future!

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mrtEE · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Karma :

lol, good work mate. Thumbs Up

MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

Laura and I both had bad days today...

Not really bike related as such but laura had someone try to open the rear seat of her CBR250 and broke a bit of key off in there...

so someone can't get home today, (serves them right!!) and we managed to extract the bit of key.

My bad day was work related and very annoying.

Tis going to be worse tomorrow! Confused

Still, I've always got my bike! Smile

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Rookie · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :

Jesus, that is a lot to take in how long? Half an hour? Had it been me that man would have been in some serious trouble, never mind a dent in his door I would have fucking caved his windscreen in.

I hate days like that, when I get home I'm in such a towering temper it's ridiculous, and I don't even have a bike I can go out on to relieve the stress!!

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Brick_Top · Spanner Monkey Joined: 20 Oct 2004 Karma :

There are some retarded cunts about unfortunately Middle Finger

looks like you did the right thing though- deserved the dent etc Laughing

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Someone nearly had me off the other day, an old man...

Pulled out of a side road on me, i nearly locked the front up.. I stopped behind him with my hand on the horn, he had the nerve to jump out his car and call me a cunt and tell me to slow down - unbelievable...

mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

It takes me about 15 to 20 minutes to get to work, mostly dual carriageway and motorway - boring!
I normally have to give at least 3 wanker signs/extended middle finger per journey, today was an exception.
Evil or Very Mad

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