Sit back, read and laugh ...

distortion · Nearly there... Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Karma :

Found this while waiting for a game to progress and couldn't help but nearly wet myself ... enjoy ... Laughing

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Aprilia-RS125-RS-125-43bhp-130-mph-NOT-NSR125_W0QQitemZ4593084494QQcategoryZ9913QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

A J · Scooby Slapper Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Karma :

0-60 In 5 seconds
Top speed of 130mph
The closest thing to a GP bike Laughing

Apparently this is the rs125, he should be writing for MCN with such accurate material like that. Laughing

Priceless

Although the id beat rossi on my rs125 and him on the cbr125 still is unbeaten.

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Rookie · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :

We had one of these with an NSR a while ago, when we all emailed him he just kind of crumbled under the questioning.

The upside of this one though - only a fiver postage! Thumbs Up

kal9001 · Trackday Trickster Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Karma :

i worked with a lad who recond he had a KX 100 that could do 130 :/

when quizzed he admited itwas hisdadin theior BMW who took the reading whilst he went speeding past Neutral

, i pointed out the obviousness of the errorand he hardley spoke to me again, it must have gutted the poor lad.
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Motkram · Scooby Slapper Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

And I quote:

'Thers (sic) no exit drive but, if anything, the lack of power purifies the cornering ability'

Laughing

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Hex · Party Boy Joined: 04 Feb 2002 Karma :

Bless...

Marcg868 · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Karma :

What a complete pleb! I might start being a 125 bullshit boy and claim my CBR 125 does 115 with ease, because its got a super shiney gold chain on it.

Bell ends that talk bolloxs on ebay!
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2Smoke · Crazy Courier Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Karma :

Lol and we all know that 'o' ring chains sap power too, not increase it.. lol! Laughing

And is a buell xb12r really a 999cc? hmmm
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stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Very tempted to ask him if he has a copy of the dyno trace. Thinking

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craigs23 · Mr Muscle Joined: 08 Jun 2005 Karma :

Wow, fancy myself one of them, 130mph for £1500 sounds pretty good value, especially as it's the 2nd best cornering bike ever (with emotions included - it didn't come very highly on the more technical side). Rolling Eyes