Scooter in Danger?

[Harold_Shand]

I noticed my neighbours scooter seat was up and though...Uh-Ho. Had a look at mine, seat lock broken, Steering lock snapped. Tried to start it up to store it somewhere else as I'm not using it at the moment and it didn't start. Tried to kick it over and still nothing. The fuckers had taken the spark plug out. So this got me thinking... I bet they are coming back to snap the chain.

If it goes today, it goes, it's not the end of the world as it's insured and I drive everywhere now I have a car. If they don't take it I'm getting another spark plug on the way home from work and moving it miles away to a secure shed out in the sticks...

[Suzuki]

[Harold_Shand]

Nah, it hadn't even crossed my mind. I'm not that bothered if it goes, I just hope they burn it out or it goes to Italy or something rather than me getting it back in a weeks time with a fucked engine and no panels...

[Suzuki]

Get the filth out mate. The might have left prints on it etc... and if nothing else it raises their awareness of crime in your area.

People can't complain the filth don't do their job correctly if they don't give them the information they need to do it!
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[Harold_Shand]

I'll take that advice and phone them now.

[Walloper]

The filth take a dim view on someone reporting crime.

Where have you been?

Hope if it gets taken they ride it two up into a truck mixer.
Thieving bastats
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[Harold_Shand]

I have just spent 11 minutes on hold, had the phone on loudspeaker, the copper answered the phone and then like a twat, I pressed the hang up button instead of the one sets back to hand set.

I thank you.

[Suzuki]

PMSL

*wipes coke off keyboard*

You b4stard.
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[imho]

[Harold_Shand]

Laugh it up.

[Walloper]

I live in a town east of Glasgow.
I phoned the local twats and spoke to a person in Govan.
(About 15 miles away) Who wasn't even a police officer.

I was told to go to the station which I'm doing today.
I'll be fobbed off as usual coz they can't deal with the issue.

Shite really coz it costs part of my Poll Tax to pay the dummies.
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[Harold_Shand]

Hey, man, I've been to a Police station during the day. Wear a shell suit and give yourself a black eye or everyone in the queue will think you're a grass.

[Walloper]

No I'm told I look like a Fu*kin' Protestant so they'll just think I'm police.
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