Mobile Speed Camera followed me home....

[Mister James]

Ermm, he said The Sun?

Surely you mean "I don't wanna spend a whole minute looking through the paper".

Anyone who takes all day to flick through The Sun needs to institutionalise themselves ASAP.
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>Soultrader Mister James, I bet you are a copper
>Bazza Wow. Eyes like a shithouse rat, you...

[nrml76]

[RobB]

Anyone bought the Sun yet?
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- Yeah, you know the type, loud as a motorbike, wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.
- The only thing I learned from love, was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you.
- If I don't meet you no more in this world, I'll meet you in the next one, don't be late.

[Mister James]

I'm guessing this is it?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006050295,00.html
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>Soultrader Mister James, I bet you are a copper
>Bazza Wow. Eyes like a shithouse rat, you...

[RobB]

Nice one, saves me 20p or whatever.

Furious Simon......
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- Yeah, you know the type, loud as a motorbike, wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.
- The only thing I learned from love, was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you.
- If I don't meet you no more in this world, I'll meet you in the next one, don't be late.

[Mister James]

I sense a custom title coming up......
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>Soultrader Mister James, I bet you are a copper
>Bazza Wow. Eyes like a shithouse rat, you...

[Suzuki]

[RobB]

The picture just screamed fury at me.

Custom title shouts in his first post? That's got to be a BCF record.
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- Yeah, you know the type, loud as a motorbike, wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.
- The only thing I learned from love, was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you.
- If I don't meet you no more in this world, I'll meet you in the next one, don't be late.

[Steve H]

[Mister James]

O Great and Bountiful Korn, grant thy humble servant Simon thy favour, whence he might receive the title of 'Furious Simon', that there might be great rejoicing and much chuckling amongst his fellow forum-goers.

We beseech you this, in Comedy's name, and in the hope that Simon's great wrath will fall only open the Heathen Traffic Police, and not his brothers on these holy forums.
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>Soultrader Mister James, I bet you are a copper
>Bazza Wow. Eyes like a shithouse rat, you...

[Black Knight]

So did you get any moolar ££ for the story?

Are you a celebrity now?

The Sun today..

Richard & Judy Tommorow?

Maybe even the Big Brother house??
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Where does a turn end? 'Where you can do anything with the gas you want to, where you are brave again, where your attention is free from the turn, where you are sure you can do it better next time; that's the end' - Keith Code.

[Metal_Mickey]

[dvarpala]

[Knowlsey]

https://cars.msn.co.uk/carnews/swearing1feb06/Default.asp

is this you, you are getting around a bit

[Black Knight]

Well I for one support you. The fact that the authoritys followed this up just goes to show how they have and follow a personal agenda.
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Where does a turn end? 'Where you can do anything with the gas you want to, where you are brave again, where your attention is free from the turn, where you are sure you can do it better next time; that's the end' - Keith Code.

[Suzuki]

\o/ FURIOUS SIMON!! \o/

LMFAO

That's got to be the fastest custom title and 4 green blobs in BCF history? haha

So what's happening next? Have you just paid the fine or are you contesting it?
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<Simple> it is a big enough hole.. I'll leave it now
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[RobB]

Absolute, 100%, genius.

A well deserved custom title, and I reckon The Fury will need just need one more published story to go gold.
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- Yeah, you know the type, loud as a motorbike, wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.
- The only thing I learned from love, was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you.
- If I don't meet you no more in this world, I'll meet you in the next one, don't be late.

[dvarpala]

Thanks for the Custom Title, guys, v. much appreciated, hope I can continue to entertain (and be entertained )

I briefly toyed with the idea of christening my GSX600F "Furious Simon", but I think that blending discreetly into the background might be a wiser move for me right now.

It's been an interesting 48 hours, since the Sun got the email.

I'm still just about in the news locally, apparently - made "topic of the day" on the local radio station (declined the interview, again). I gather they were playing topical songs, one of them being "Every Breath You Take", just wish I'd heard it.

If it hadn't been for my employers attitude to adverse publicity created by errant workers, I could have taken this a very long way.

[Major_Grooves]

[Knowlsey]

[anders]

thats a good one!

welcome
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