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Walloper
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PostPosted: 01:50 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

ashley_46 wrote:
Just out of interest walloper what reg were you in and where were you based over here as my mate just came out this year. He served in Afghanistan a couple of years ago and his mate is in Iraq right now.


As we say in our circles, If I told you that I'd then have to kill you.
Better not to have that info banded about.
I want to keep my pension FFS Wink
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PostPosted: 02:08 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walloper wrote:
4 yrs regular army and 2 yrs in the paras mooker.
Came home from Kuwait wounded by a sneaky mortar.
But I shot, killed and probably maimed for life loads of the enemy.
It was worth it.
I make a packet running security with several offshore expat companies now. Good work if you can get it.


Yeh right Rolling Eyes

More like a bouncer for 'MotherCare'
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PostPosted: 02:12 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Re: Hardest Cnut on the furum Reply with quote

[quote="markcatate]
I'll start. One of the youngest black belts in the country at the time (got in a newspaper Cool )

Did taekwondo from the age of 4 to 16 could have competed for england (same as gymnastics but when i was alot younger Embarassed ) but went to boarding school.

Won various tournaments lost a few times but was never really that competitive. Smile

Wouldn't consider myself hard a few friends too (get the jackie chan stuff Laughing ) but i have never been in a street fight and never intend to but if i ever did i am pretty cofident i would fair up pretty well.[/quote]

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Walloper
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PostPosted: 02:25 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Johnny 'XX'
Is the hardest.
He's picking fights with multiple opponents.

Chuck Norris of BCF Laughing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 09:32 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get paid to fight with mad people.

Lost count of the amount of times they have tried to hit me and failed. Only ever had one contact and i wasn't put down.

Where does that put me in the BCF rankings Question
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Black Knight
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PostPosted: 09:46 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you're a mental heath nurse then.
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
Collin I was thinking on how to smuggle a gun back
Or what I was told to do is get a thin metal rod put it in the barrel the take some melted wax and poor it around it to make it sollid in the barrel you then paint the wax and then it looks like a deactivated gun.


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I brought a gun back from cyprus, albeit a model one, but all the same the barrels are hollow and its full size shotgun,

in the same suitcase was a masonary drill (parents doing house up over there) customs picked up on the drill and grilled dad about it, but the gun was ignored... maybe they knew it wasntreal...
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Black Knight wrote:
So you're a mental heath nurse then.


What's funny about that Wantser? He is a mental health nurse. Confused
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suzuki wrote:
Black Knight wrote:
So you're a mental heath nurse then.


What's funny about that Wantser? He is a mental health nurse. Confused


Ah.......didnt know that........thought it was a wonderfully witty quip from Black Knight, but I now know the truth.........

Apologies o Karma police Police ..... Wink

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ashley_46
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

As we say in our circles, If I told you that I'd then have to kill you.
Better not to have that info banded about.
I want to keep my pension FFS Wink[/quote] Not being funny but it is all starting to sound like bull. Your not exactly going to lose your pension for saying what reg you were in or where you were based. I've heard stories with a hell of a lot more info than that since my dad is in the R.E.M.E and i've lived in 3 different countries.

If you'd just answered the original poster who asked then people wouldn't be doubting your credibility now.
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numark1
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PostPosted: 21:51 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Black Knight wrote:
So you're a mental heath nurse then.


My aunt is a mental health nurse at boradmoor on night shifts. Fuck that for a scary place. Shocked

She has to do riot training and stuff because some of the people in there are so dangerous.
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Crazy Manx Man
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 03 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

What defines a hard cunt around these neck of the woods?
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 03 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

markcatate wrote:
Black Knight wrote:
So you're a mental heath nurse then.


My aunt is a mental health nurse at boradmoor on night shifts. Fuck that for a scary place. Shocked

She has to do riot training and stuff because some of the people in there are so dangerous.


We have sent someone to broadmoor, now he was a nasty bastard so i know how your aunty feels.

Infact nasty is probably puting in softly - he's still there i think

We get alot from secure units & some psychiatric hospital in liverpool (forget the name).
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