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cqueen
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 01 Feb 2006    Post subject: Some people are soo stupid, Look at this.... Reply with quote

Just been browsing egay and spotted this...

Some guy wants £50 million for his business *idea* Shocked which will clear all the chewing gum off our streets.

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''Starting bid I have set at £10,000,000 to keep in the ebay rules, however, I am looking for £50,000,000''

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/50-million-pounds-what-invention-is-worth-that_W0QQitemZ7584403498QQcategoryZ2992QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I pity the fool.
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Davo
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PostPosted: 23:57 - 01 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't that going to cost a fortune in listing fees?
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PostPosted: 23:57 - 01 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently the £10m isn't enough! Laughing

Idiot wrote:
Winning bidder to also pay me 2% of any profit world-wide year on year.


Although, don't hold back on your bids because it seems he has it advertised in his local paper! Rolling Eyes

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I reserve the right to end the auction at any time as advertised elsewhere.
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PostPosted: 23:58 - 01 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make it a ridiculous price will get more attention. Doubt he actual wants that much for it, easy way to publicise his idea.

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PostPosted: 00:00 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The whole concept is stupid, no one is gonna hand over anything, not even a tenner, without actually knowing what the idea it is hes selling.

''here you go sir, your £50m... so, whats your idea?''

''its this... a big wallpaper scraper''

''I'll have my £50m back please''

''no''.
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PostPosted: 00:03 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Re: Some people are soo stupid, Look at this.... Reply with quote

cqueen wrote:
Just been browsing egay and spotted this...



I've got to ask but what the fuck were you searching for?? Razz

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PostPosted: 00:03 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it was a viable business idea, he would do it himself. Rolling Eyes But no-one's going to hand over £50mill just because it might work, there's a lot more than that involved, obviously. If it actually works, he should be going to major investors and conglomerates and pitching his idea to them, and then he should still maintain a majority sharehold.
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cqueen
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PostPosted: 00:06 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Re: Some people are soo stupid, Look at this.... Reply with quote

WR450_geezer wrote:

I've got to ask but what the fuck were you searching for??


Businesses for sale. Theres about 5 of them after you filter through the thousands of internet scams!
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PostPosted: 00:06 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

His genius idea is to probably ban chewing gum.

Well done einstein. Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:27 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

mail him a virus or something Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 01:29 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LoL I love that reply.

Mail him a virus Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:53 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think that's a sound idea tho.
It would get the street clear of the crud us poor bikers have to stand in when waiting for the lights. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 02:45 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funnily enough i was at uni with a guy who's dad was a physics professor at southampton uni who got paid a lot of money by an airport to think of a way of removing chewing gum from floors.

His solution was to cool the chewing gum by pouring very cold anti-freeze on it, it becomes brittle and you hit it with a hammer and hoover up the bits.

simple but effective.
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PostPosted: 14:35 - 02 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

My local council have a big power washer on a trailer that blasts it off quite easily. Bit cheaper than that too!
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