Mr. T Vs Chuck Norris

[ash t]

Who Wins?

For me its Mr. T

[Sparks!]

Mr T you fooool.. Because he once killed a man just by looking at him

[Shaun]

Chuck Norris owns Mr T you idiot!

[tatters]

I heard Chuck Norris won the Ironman Triathlon with a piano strapped to his back. Along the way he had sex with 59 women and one one man who was quote "bitching about his wife drowning from an orgasm." When he was given the medal, Chuck explained that he was just moving his piano and didn't realize that there was actually a race.



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[tatters]

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[Rookie]

Chuck Norris. Mr T pities the fool, Chuck Norris doesn't feel pity, he only punches.

[WR450_geezer]

Chuck Norris Pwns.

WR
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[G]

Nah, you want one of these:

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[McJamweasel]

Mr. T all the way.
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[m99dws]

Chuck Norris would have been killed by Rocky, not just beaten.

Mr T all the way!

[Sparks!]

Mr T for President!!

[ash t]

He wont go for president. It says somewhere he will never run for parliament until it is a legal obligation to swallow knives.
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[McGee]

Chuck Norris for the win.


Need you say more
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[flat spot]

For those naive enough to vote Mr. T. Check out these Chuck Norris facts. Red faces all around I fear. https://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Wave2k]

chuck norris is the king of camp

Mr T is the king of cool, fool.
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[daz|n00by]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
roflmao
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[daz|n00by]

Lets face some real facts.

Chuck has been in the war many times and always won.
He has fought Bruce Lee.
He has been a Texas ranger and always got the bad guy.
He also always gets the woman.

Mr T he Fought against Rocky and lost!
He plays soldiers with 3 other men, one is mental, one is old enough to be his dad and the other thinks he is gods gift to women.
He fires 6000 bullets every week at none moving targets and has never hit a thing EVER.
He never gets the woman, he only gets her jewelry.


CHUCK OWNS ALL
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[tatters]

[Mister James]

[EuropeanNC30R...]

I've seen Mr. T in real-life, complete with the gold

[Mister James]

*impressed*
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[Kaben]

"There is no chin behind chuck norris' beard, only another fist"
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[flat spot]

"Before the US/UK invaded Iraq in 2003, Chuck Norris offered to go in. Alone."

I didn't see that fag "T" offering.

[kb-zxr]

[ash t]

MR T has already done his bit in Iraq. Where do you think all of that gold is from?
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