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Mr T owns Chuck Norris
54%
 54%  [ 34 ]
Chuck Norris Owns Mr T
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RobB
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 03 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Mr T. and Chuck Norris were originally approached to take the lead roles in the film Brokeback Mountain. They turned it down due to the fact that if they ever shared a kiss, the word "homosexual" would have a new meaning. It would mean "obligation".

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PostPosted: 22:42 - 03 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Idiot. Mr T was already there undercover, but the Iraqis were too afraid to notice him


I'm afraid that deserves a Chuck Norris round house kick to the face me laddy.

BTW, Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter!!!
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 03 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mr T could kick the shit out of Norris as long as he didn't have to fly anywhere Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: 22:48 - 03 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris is invincible. Shocked
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 03 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chunk Norris never sand a rap song about being nice to you 'mom' ... but that puff Mr T did!!




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flat spot
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 04 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
As we can see it won't be long now before all you "T" believers change your views.
But one thing is grating on me about this whole thread.

The real hero is the one and only....... https://www.uniquedaily.com/articles/WSSSBYODH.html

and just look at the caring side of him with the panda. Awwww.
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Misc
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 04 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic1090.htm
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 04 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Good ad lol Laughing
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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Misc
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 04 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I like the head butt.

More facts:

Jesus was actually nailed to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist.
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 04 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mr. T all the way
The King of Bling! Cool
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 04 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
[quote="Misc"]Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.quote]

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PostPosted: 21:29 - 04 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
Chuck Norris owns Mr T you idiot!


Here. Drink this milk.

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Misc
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 04 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mr. T walked in front of a speeding bus. Needless to say, he was charged with 7 counts of manslaughter.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Mr. T was once clocked at 100 fps. That's 100 fools pitied a second.
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