Getting rid of my housemate tomorrow night (14th) - ideas?

[FreshAL]

I want to spend tomorrow night with my girlfriend (I wanna get me some lovin' )

so, how do I get rid of my housemate for the evening? No, I can't bury him under the patio, I need him to pay rent.

Any better ideas than giving him a tenner an telling him to sod off down the pub?

for any cheaper (free) ideas

[cyberglass]

Hide all his documents like id cards ect then go down to the local phone box and report him as a burglar. He will get arrested spend the night in the nick trying to prove who he is then you can bail him in the morniing

Or

Give him sleeping pills and hide him in the cupboard.

[Mr.Everready]

Your girlfriend might fancy a 3some, then you won't need to throw him out at all.
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[byke95]

Er, why not tell him the following:

"Listen mate, I want a quite night in with the missus, any chance you can go somewhere for the evening?"

Honesty is free and is usually the best policy!

(my old flat mate did this, we did the good bit and went out no problems. We weren't happy to come back and find a wet patch on the lounge sofa! )

Good luck!

[distortion]

Tell him if he sods off out you owe him one

[McGee]

Get him as stoned as possible, cover his head and drive him 100 miles away spin him round in circles ..... drive away
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[byke95]

[numark1]

What is it with mcgee and the emotion.

A typical mcgee post

..............for the win

[Skunkcap Freddie]

i've an idea.


how about you ask him to make himself disappear for a few hours. and offer him a few quid to do so.

nothing better than directly asking someone instead of throwing silly hints.

[Mr.Everready]

[EuropeanNC30R...]

A tenner won't last long, give him a twenty.

[syl]

[steveh]

or tell him youl set him up with your bird if he farks off out for 10 mins


Steve.
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[McGee]

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[The Tot]

spunk on his eyes to blind him and give him a blow up doll - you may want to record some stuff off sound boards lol so u can hear him in the next room nobbing a blow up doll saying in a butch arnie voice "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
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[colin1]

ask him to be out cos u are having a bird in. say that you will do the same for him when he gets a bird in for the night.

If he is unlikely to get a bird in for the night, he may be unwilling to admit this. If he does admit it, you mayhave a problem.
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[DrJustice]

[mr.z]

Let him know theres going to be extreemly loud sex noises, and not to leave his room if he dosn't want to get covered in coleslaw..
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[Irezumi aka Reuben]

In a fit of madness I've come up with a daring but possible soloution.

Ask him politely if he could go out tomorrow evening as you'd like to spend a romantic night in with your partner.
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[ginguar]

Convince him that tomorrow night is a great night to go out on the pull because only the single (and desperate) women will be out.

[Flip]

[Villers]

Bit radical but.... How about you tie a pink ribbon round your nob and stand there completely starkers when he comes home from work. announce his arrival with 'here comes my real valentine' and make a beeline for him. Any bonafide bloke should leg it and not come back for a good few hours and even then I bet he will come in quietly and never mention it again.

On the other hand just lock him out or ask him nicely to do one. He might have even made plans to go out anyway, have you asked him?


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[jok]

Depending on how you get on with him, I'd also vote for the honest approach: just tell him you'd really like some time alone.

If you don't get on with him, he will try something "funny" to ruin it (in which case, just go somewhere else; no really).

If you do get on with him, he'll understand and take the hint for a night.
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[plugger147]

Board up all the downstairs windows and doors.get a rope ladder to throw down to your girlfriend when she arrives. (make sure he's out before you start boarding. )
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