A sick Joke....and then some

[palmer]

Whats the best thing about shagging twenty two year olds?










Theres twenty of them

[Katie]

I gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his Birthday .....

He said it was the best book he ever read!
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[Visitor Q]

Whats blue and fucks old women... ?

Me in my lucky blue coat
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China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
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[HerbalDayZ]

Pmsllll some proper chuckling moments there

/me runs to the printer to get em on paper
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[HerbalDayZ]

Whats the difference between a Woman an a Microwave




Microwave dont fart when you take the meat out!!!
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[tatters]

**VERY SICK JOKES WARNING**




How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?
The problem goes away with the aid of a coathangar.



Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a playground



In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.

Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!

Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.



What do you call an annexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.



What is 12" long and makes a woman moan all night?
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.




What's black and blue and hates sex?
The ten year old in my trunk.



Whats the best part about sex with a five year old boy?
Watching him break down on the witness stand.



What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferarri?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.



What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?
I cried when I cut up the onion.



What do you do to a deaf, dumb, and blind girl after you rape her?
Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.



What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?
Getting caught up in the wheelchair.



What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
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[ashley_46]

What do princess margaret and a cock have in common....




They both go stiff after a few strokes!


How do you seperate the men from the boys in a gay bar...





With a crowbar!


Whats worse than being raped by jack the ripper....



Being fingered by captain hook!

[binge]

[Parmo Paul]

If any of you have heard of the movie called "The Aristocrats", then the is the South Park interpretation of the joke....

https://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/south-park-aristocrats.html

VVVNWS
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[Whosthedaddy]

Tatters those jokes are fecking rank........
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