cc123 Geez a joab?
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Posted: 22:27 - 13 Feb 2006 Post subject: Letters to the editor |
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Some of these are genius!
Hats off to the England cricketers for their achievements in the
Ashes this summer, which rightly earned Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff BBC Sports personality of the Year. Winning a two-team tournament against a nation with a much smaller population once in every ten attempts, then never shutting up about it makes me proud to be British.
Ben Hunt
The government tells us that we are eating too many pies and dying of heart disease, then in the next breath they're telling us we are living too long and there'll be no more pension money left for us. I wish they'd make their minds up.
John
'Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends', or so the com-mercial says. Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30. Colum Hill
I am married to a Taiwanese lady, and people often ask me if she was a mail-order bride. I find this very insensitive. The Royal Mail
lose around 2 million letters and parcels each year, and to suggest that I would trust the delivery of my wife to them is insulting in the extreme. She was sent by DHL next day delivery.
L Palmer, London
The record companies would have us believe that the money made by CD pirates goes to fund the drug industry. But the money rock stars make from legal record sales ends up in exactly the same place. When they stop breaking the law, so will I.
P Boddington, Ringway
Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd
just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his
wife's minge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?
P, Leeds
It really annoys me to see these suicide bombers blowing up people as well as themselves. In my day, suicide was done in a more dignified way, such as slicing your wrists in the bath, or hanging yourself from a door with a belt.
Paul Mulraney, Belfast
On holiday a few years back, I took part in a quiz and managed to
reach the final only to lose out after what I consider to this day,
to be a correct answer. The question asked 'What 'C' would you
associate Jeremy Clarkson with?' to which I confidently replied
'cunt'. Not only was I told the answer was incorrect, but I was
asked by the holiday rep to leave the premises immediately. Has
anyone else experienced such appalling treatment whilst holidaying with one's family?
Noel, Leeds
My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing
board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this?
Alun Daniel
I'LL never understand my neighbour. He has recently started
wheel-clamping his own caravan when he finds he has inadvertently parked it in his own drive! I wonder if he is a sadist, a masochist or both.
Alan Thakray
Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic Life of Brian wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original?
On the BBC website, I read with interest that some scientists in
Australia have discovered the smallest fish known to exist. They've obviously never been to the Britannia Chippy on the Gloucester Road.
Alan J., London
I was extremely saddened to hear of Richard Whiteley's recent death. But I was cheered to imagine his life support machine making the famous Countdown "da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da! Booooooo!" sound as he took his final breaths.
I never worry about the destination when I'm going on holiday. My
dad is Iranian and my mum is Irish, so I spend most of the time in
customs.
Stan
What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world's oldest mum? My mum's 77. Beat that.
Thomas J
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phantomtek Lil Joe Tek
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That's thrice in one week |
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cc123 Geez a joab?
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Dazbo666 World Chat Champion
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Posted: 00:07 - 14 Feb 2006 Post subject: |
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PMSL when I read the Richard Whiteley one...
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phantomtek Lil Joe Tek
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