The last time he stops and helps - Ebay

gammamanuk · Scooby Slapper Joined: 30 May 2004 Karma :

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4613207988&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2F%2Fsearch%2Fsearch.dll%3Ffrom%3DR40%26satitle%3D4613207988%26fvi%3D1

Poor bloke, poor car Crying or Very sad

Rob W · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Karma :

Die.

Cunt.
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Groove · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Karma :

Am i missing somthing with the negitive ratings?
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Groove · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Karma :

Must be people wanting him banned Thinking

You know how tempting it is to join in? Laughing

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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

anyone who had bothered to click the link wd have found it quite entertaining

id give gamma a Thumbs Up

rating but im out of ratings
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byke95 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Karma :

Blimey gammamanuk, you've really upset some people!

Some of ratings you've have been, to say the least, are a bit harsh. Others are maybe deserved.

Still, Thumbs Up

for this one!

cqueen · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Karma :

ebay have removed it, what was it?

base · Trackday Trickster Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Karma :

its still there cqueen, just viewed it. anyway here's the description to put you out of your misery.

JAGUAR X TYPE 2.O D - DAMAGED SALVAGE

THIS VEHICLE HAS COME TO US VIA AN INSURANCE COMPANY, IT HAS TRAVELLED 32,000 MILES AND IS ONE NOT VERY HAPPY OWNER FROM NEW.

THE VEHICLE IS REGISTERED AS A CAT C AND REGISTRATION DOCUMENT NEEDS TO BE APPLIED FOR.

THIS VEHICLE WAS DAMAGED BY THE FIRE BRIGADE (MUST TELL THE STORY)

THIS VEHICLE WAS TRAVELLING ALONG AND IN FRONT OF HIM THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT, HE PULLED OVER TO THE HARD SHOULDER TO ASSIST THE INJURED PERSON FROM THEIR CAR AND PLACED THE PERSON ONTO THE BACK SEAT OF HIS FOR COMFORT WHILST EMERGENCY SERVICES ARRIVED.

ONCE AMBULANCE AND FIRE BRIGADE ARRIVED ON SCENE, THE INJURED PARTY SUDDENLY COMPLAINED OF BACK INJURYS, SO THE FIRE BRIGADE KINDLY REMOVED THE ROOF OF THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS CAR (I BET HE WON'T EVER STOP TO HELP AGAIN).

ANYWAY VEHICLE NOW HAS A REMOVABLE ROOF, SEATS HAVE BEEN REMOVED AND ARE IN BITS, BOOT LID HAS BEEN PRICED OPEN AS OWNER HAD PERSONAL BELONGINGS INSIDE.

ALL DOORS ARE PRESENT, BUT SOME HAVE DAMAGE, NO CARE HAS BEEN TAKEN IN REMOVING THEM, DOOR HINGES HAVE BEEN CUT.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT THIS VEHICLE STARTS AND DRIVES, BUT IS NOT DRIVE AWAY.

TOP SECTION OF DASHBOARD HAS SMALL MARKS AND TEARS FROM THE GLASS.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THE ROOF HAS BEEN REMOVED BY FIRE BRIGADE SHEERS, AND THEIR IS OBVIOUSLY WIRING THAT NEEDS REAIRING, LOTS OF BITS AND PIECES, PLEASE TRY AND VIEW VEHICLE AS TO BE SURE WHAT YOU ARE BIDDING ON.

cqueen · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Karma :

Ah yes, it's working now!

It must have been another one of those scearios where someone crashes, then whilst being cared for they think 'oooh hang on...insurance claim!'
''sir im getting back pains!....

Visitor Q · $25 whore Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :

Yes, apparently police have been told not to suggest putting RTA 'victims' in do gooders cars, lest ^ that happens.

Wonder what happened vis-a-vis insurance.
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Superlight · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Karma :

Nice one!

When I was in the ambulance service we went to a guy who'd hit the central reservation trying to avoid a fox on a dual-carriageway A road. (He didn't succeed, so he trashed his car and the critter still died!)
The crash was on a bit of a bend, and it was pi**ing with rain. When we got there the guy was sat in the passenger seat of a police car on the forecourt of a nearby petrol station.

Policeman says "he's not hurt, so I sat him in here because it's safe and dry."

I say "Hmm, the impact was quite high speed, he could have done some damage without realising. We'll have to get Trumpton down to take the roof off."

The look on the copper's face was an absolute picture! Laughing

We were joking, but the poor guy thought he was gonna have to pay for the car out of his wages!
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