Some people, huh...

[killa]

Not had a rant for awhile so here goes....

I seriously don’t ridicule people from all walks of life and what they do for enjoyment……to their faces ….as the saying goes “Each to their own” but FFS, certain people, you know those people who, for one reason or another pretty much on a daily basis piss you off for several reasons that go against your code.

For me, my main stereotype I hate is suits, you know, they all drive the new Vauxhall Vectra or the most bland BMW out there, stopping at the BP everyday and buy the same shite ‘mega deal meal’ everyday which leads to the stunt of growth also the red face, small dick thing going on from rank food and man made coffee sludge, which i'm sure causes immense bad breath and B.O.
You sometimes come across the smelly techy ones who have the latest GPS, Bluetooth headset and the palm pilot which has password locks so you can’t view all their sick porn of animal sex and bukkake.
They listen to Cold Play and James Blunt because it is cool because it is now and a bit reflective, they can drive to it and feel a bit sad even though realistically they don’t have much going on in life or any ‘real’ problems apart from visiting clients and talking shi* for hours to other (men) who think they are SO important to the world.
They sometimes stand there in your office, legs apart, arms crossed talking about ‘components’ or something equally as boring whilst making jokes about purchasing dates and lack of help from women in the office who file shi* for them.
Fu*k them and their miserable automated lives, always talking down about their wives and making the most embarrassing flirtatious comments to younger females in the office and when they are told to “fu*k off” its like throwing petrol on the fire.

Your go.....
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[Hex]

You just described my life.....

Vectras are the hire cars we get (along with the new 407's, mundainos etc), Suits and sandwichs on the run are normal day to day business.

Password protected pda's (well actually encrypted pdas) are standard but this is due to the fact they connect to our secret networks and as such have to be encrypted.

Don't however talk down about my better half, though flirting with the younger females is standard.... but thats just men in general aint it?

I'm so glad my work style upsets you.
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[Steve H]

Yo! All you Hip Hop wannabe Breakers out there.

I've seen you on Challenge TV entering the R 'n B dance offs strutting around in your baggy jeans and sleeveless vests like you own the place.

https://www.deesworld.de/var/storage/images/deesworld_de/dds_schedule/teachers/attila/5218-5-ger-DE/attila_medium.jpg

Here's a fockin' tip for you, get some clothes that fit your scrawny bastard frame - Asda do some top denim with elasticated waistbands that'll stop your plaid boxer shorts creeping up over your 26 inch waist. They also do string vests at 5 quid for a pack of 3 so you'll come out of the place tapping your back pocket like that brunette bird in the ads with change from a twenty. You can use the extra cash to buy a bag of friggin' donuts - that might help you fill out you skinny little bag of shite.

I don't give a monkeys toss if the bulging arms creeping out of your vest can support you when your doing a spinning headstand throughout 720 degrees. If I was 6 stone wet though my arms could keep me in the air for 5 minutes too - cocky twat. Oh and while I'm on the subject of arms, Wrist Bands are for the soddin' WRIST mate not for half way up your bloody forearm I dunno what the hell your tring to achieve there kidder.

You're nothing but a Rock Steady Crew wannabe son. I could just about accept it if you wore a Mileta windbreaker and you were taggin' your name in a shopping precinct in the Midlands and maybe doing a helicopter or two on some old kitchen lino with your mates.

https://www.b-boys.com/images/oldschool/rocksteady45.jpg

As it is you stalk the satellite TV stations hoping one day to get a late night stint on Eurosport if they ever show any interest in the World B-Boy Breaking Championships.

Electric Boogaloo? You wouldn't know it if it came up and smacked you in the chops pal. Your name's Humphrey and you study Latin dance at Smythe Twitterton Toffs college for the uppercrust and intellectually malnourished - Bell End.
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[greatmoorred]

ive got one for you.
unstable individuals who join bike forums whilst clearly knowing nada about bikes and then proceed to threaten nearly everyone who bothers to answer a post.
What are they all about then ?

[McGee]

Harley Riders.



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[Pete]

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[Misc]

People in the professional industry.

They get paid too much, they got enough money to help 3rd world countries.

'Give £2 a month' Bollocks! Give £1,000,000 a month!! What if they gave this they wouldn't have enough to spend on there £2,000 a night hotel suite, or maybe they need it to close down a whole sauna because they want to relax without us normal people getting in the way.

It makes me sick to think how much they get paid. If anyone deserves that much pay it should be single mothers/fathers.

'Tom cruise gets $25 million a film' I'd love to see there responses if they were told there gonna only get paid a few grand each week, ungrateful bas*ards.

Sorry it just annoys me.

[McGee]

[Flip]

LOL @ Killa.

I know what you mean.

Well, I go to work in jeans covered in fermacell and glue. A work jacket covered in fermacell and glue. There's a fair amount on my hard hat too. Amd a tool belt thing filled with screws.

Which is why when I do get the chance to wear a suit I feel pretty damn good. In fact I love to strut my stuff in a suit (mainly because of compliments from lady friends ).

I'd hate to have to wear a suit everyday. Where's the fun in that?

Butties? I need to start making my own again. £££ @ the spar etc.

Hi-tech toys? Can't afford them. Wished I could.

OT and random as f*ck, I know. But I'm feeling pretty random and OT tonight.

[carlnicholson...]

Young white lads, who really, really want to be black, american gangsters.

In fact, they have no intention of ever breaking a law, are normally quite nice, but feel the need to become a black american. No doubt thanks to that twat Tim 'pretend to talk like a nigger' Westwood.

They change their voice and wear their clothes in the strangest way possible, but only after leaving their house so their Mum and Dad don't see.

My 17 year old brother in law is going through this now. He doesn't realise that everyone (apart from his two friends) thinks he is a cunt.
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