Proud parents

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A proud father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly, she stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to see which wonder of evolution had captured her attention.

It was two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating" he replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a daddy long legs" her father answered.

"So the other one is a mummy long legs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with joy at such a cute and innocent question, he replied, "no dear, both of them are daddy long legs"

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then stomped them flat.

"Well we're not having any of that gay sh1t in our garden!"
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