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PostPosted: 02:47 - 06 Mar 2006    Post subject: Is Stinkwheel gunna put me down? Reply with quote

Okay so im sat here at my PC (in bed @ 1.30am) hving a ciggy or two while reading the forums. Im about to drop ash all over the bed and i can find my ash tray. I decided to put my ciggy in a half empty bottle of pepsi so not to burn the bed/make a mess. Half hour or so later I fancied a drink and guess what Question


wrong bottle Exclamation

I managed to get 4 or 5 "big" mouthfuls before this rank taste kicked in Sick
It was absolutley disgusting and i nealry threw chunks all over the bed, i quickly realsied what i had done and flew downstairs to repeatedly brush my teeth until my gums bled. I then had 2 cups of tea and brushed my teeth again. I can still faintly tatse it.
Luckily i didnt drink the end of the end of ciggy just the pepsi it was sat in Sick

WTF will something like that do my insides? Am i going to do die? Will Stinkwheel have to give me the "sleepy needle"?









Just a horrible experience i'd like to share with you all.............hope i didnt spoil you fag break or dinners
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PostPosted: 02:58 - 06 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

You smoke, and you're worrying what swallowing part of what you've inhaled possibly thousands of Razz

I've done it before, mixed with Stella, was nice and gritty I thought.
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 06 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i bet its safer to swallow ash than it is to inhale it
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PostPosted: 16:23 - 06 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've also taken a gulp of ash filled stella and then licked my ash covered lips afterwards.
I immediately gagged and just about held of vomiting on the kitchen floor.
It was a mistake I will make only once.
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 06 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you were born, the best part of you ran down the crack of your mammas arse.


That enough of a put-down for you? Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 06 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cigarette ash is sterile, but not exactly pleasant to eat. In fact the ash itself might be good for you, I don't know. They put ash in cat food and stuff as a nutrient.
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 06 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rookie wrote:
They put ash in cat food and stuff as a nutrient.


Err. Not exactly, the Ash referrs to the inorganic residue that is left after they have performed an analysis of the rest of the food for protein, fat, carbohydrate etc. It would probably be equally accurate to replace the 'ash' with 'other'.

Cigarette ash is sterile and largely inert and while it contains nicotine which is poisonous in large quantities, you didn't drink a large quantity.

Wait 'till you belch in three days and can still taste it.
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 06 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That enough of a put-down for you?

LMFAO! i should of guessed something like that would follow
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 06 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

You smoke ciggies in bed? Ewww.
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 06 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

flip wrote:
You smoke ciggies in bed? Ewww.


At least he's not smoking fags in his bed
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PostPosted: 02:02 - 07 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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