Frogs... again!

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

Well last year I had a major problem with them being in the garden, generally getting in the way and being a nuisance so we destroyed the pond.

They're back again! Shocked

What the fuck, there's nowhere for them to live yet they've returned, any idea how I can get rid of the little buggers short of making a flame thrower with a lighter and a can of deodorant?

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Rookie · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :

Leave the poor buggers alone! Frogs are cool! Sad

phantomtek · Lil Joe Tek Joined: 20 May 2005 Karma :

Take their garlic, berets and wine away and they'll soon fuck off Thumbs Up

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

Frogs rock man.

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

Feel free to come and collect them! Thumbs Up

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

I would if I had a pond. Or even a tank to get a few in. Smile

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Nath · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Karma :

The only downside I can see to having frogs in your garden is when you want to mow the lawn.

Our neighbours have a pond, and for a few months of every year we get loads of their frogs in our garden. It's a real pain in the arse having to constantly move baby frogs around the garden so they don't get chopped up whilst i'm using the lawn mower Rolling Eyes

I also wonder whether it's traumatic for them when you have a mother and babies, and you have to move them one at a time (hence separating them temporarily). I'm so wet I know Embarassed

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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

The baby ones I don't mind, they're small and cute, these are big fuckers that are sitting outside waiting to get me for destroying their pond! Sad

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

I think you should go with the idea you MSNed me with. Wink

Rookie · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :

You know, if you sit a frog in cold water and slowly heat the water, it won't jump out. It will just sit there, stewing alive. If you plunk it in hot water, it'll get the hell outta there!

Stewed frog for dinner, anyone?

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

Obviously instincts have told them to return to where they were last year, I'm hoping they're going to sit around going wtf no pond for an hour then fuck off, failing that we're going to play a game called how many frogs can you fit through JP's (distortion) letter box.

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Simple · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Karma :

fill the pond in for a year so they cant return to breed,

but you really shouldnt those poor lil froggies have hopped miles to get back to that little pond where they were spawned and grey from tadpoles into lil hop alongs.

just don't tell your council, as if you ever try and build or do anything with your back garden I'm sure they'll thing of the frogs and stop you doing anything lol
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Marcg868 · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Karma :

Frogs are top! check this fat fucker i found sheltering under my bike.

https://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4204/froggi8aq.th.jpg
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SimonB · Brolly Dolly Joined: 23 Sep 2005 Karma :

Thats a big frog Shocked

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byke95 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Karma :

Yea, they're probably there out of habit, maybe breeding?

How many are we talking?

Still, count yourself a bit lucky; while I was living in south africa we had the same problem but with bull frogs. They were massive and weren't shy of jumping at you if annoyed. Not so nice when they drowned (think they used to fight) in the pool, even bigger!

dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

Shaun Im suprised you even posted this question.

You DO have a lawn mower right? Thumbs Up

Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

This one is a toad rather than a frog (i think), but cool all the same.

Found it in Annabella's parent's back garden. Smile

https://www.jonpascoe.co.uk/images/toad.jpg
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Mrs Kickstart · Brolly Dolly Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Karma :

Hi,

At my parents house they never had apond and lived a fair hop from the nearest water but we always had loads of frogs, they liked living under the patio.

Our labrador use to carry them round, occasionaly they would hop down her throat and she would look really surprised.

There are there for ever you are cursed with frogs...

Regards
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Fortuna · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Karma :

F*cking French, brick the tunnel up I say. That'll stop 'em coming back.

nrml76 · Brolly Dolly Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Karma :

If you kill a frog, a few days later, it's stomach swells up like an inflated balloon. When it bursts, the gases that are released have the foulest smell you could ever imagine!

Handsome · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Karma :

Stick a Straw up it's arse and Blow* it up then throw it in a thorn bush.

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