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killa
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Kelly Osbourne Reply with quote

I watched a program last night and saw a clip of Kelly, i may have been teird and not to switched on but she has a really nice smile, not to mention a decent rack.
I've seen pictures of her and she looks grim most of the time, but then so do most celeb's when they get caught out is uppose.

I thought if she slimmed down a bit, like her brother, would she be hot? Thinking
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PostPosted: 13:43 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would still slip her one though...
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toby R wrote:
Would still slip her one though...



aye. just to say i had.

then shave her head and eyebrows
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Killa, NO. We know you haven't had any in a while, but please, for the love of God, NO. Wink
If she lost about a tonne, got a decent stylist (one who isn't completely blind) and had extensive surgery to her face not to mention her scarily saggy boobs, then perhaps she'd be all right. Problem is, while she might smile nice, that's only 'cause she's just noticed someone with a big juicy steak, and she reckons if she smiles, she'll get fed! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that a no then? Embarassed

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PostPosted: 14:56 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

made me spit tea ober my keyboard. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone seen there older sister? Aimee Osbourne, shes a slimmer version of Kelly, prettier tho.
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The all have massive cheeks. Confused
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

That’s her sister?!

Weird..
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your right, this was Sharon and Ozzy before she got the surgery. Shocked

https://www.gagreport.com/images/man%20crush%20by%20woman.jpg
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

NO, killa you are wrong. You were obviously tired/drunk and need to get some sleep.

That is one girl you would not want to wake up with. I'm usually the first to say 'she'll do' but not in this case.

Even in her music video, with the best lighting and stylists money can buy, she looks like a shaved gibbon with downs syndrome...(wearing make-up).
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Misc wrote:
Anyone seen there older sister? Aimee Osbourne, shes a slimmer version of Kelly, prettier tho.



Thats because theres no jew jeans in her Wink


(Different mother l hear from the other two)
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PostPosted: 15:33 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

tatters wrote:
(Different mother l hear from the other two)


Wrong.

HTH. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

2wheels wrote:

From what I've read on this forum this is what everything in your life resorts too. Oh, big bad Siggi putting the world to rights again. Rolling Eyes


Who the fuck may you be. 2 posts and you think you can comment on people.
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PostPosted: 16:23 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

zaknafien wrote:
tatters wrote:
(Different mother l hear from the other two)


Wrong.

HTH. Thumbs Up


It's the older son Louis who isn't Sharons, he was from his previous marriage I think.
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PostPosted: 16:27 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://wiw.org/~jess/wp-uploads/scarykelly.jpg

https://www.rtl.nl/components/actueel/rtlboulevard/entertainment/images/kelly_osbourne_zweet.jpg

You serious Killa?
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killa
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PostPosted: 16:34 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whooaa!!!

No fucking way maaaan.

Um, delete the thread Korn!!!

waaa Crying or Very sad Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, that first photo.

Clown porn Laughing

(edit: had you come to shaggin her)
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I thought if she slimmed down a bit, like her brother, would she be hot?

Here I was thinking you were going to question how she get's on in the world, as per Siggi's post.

Luckily you lived upto expectation's.

*braces* Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

she is a disgrace. utter utter disgrace.
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd rather f*ck Ozzy.
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I must be the only one who thinks Sharon would get the length.
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Siggi wrote:
She's a cocky little rich-girl cunt who is long overdue for a serious punch in the face.

After a taste of the real world she might learn some fucking manners and respect for the people who made her dad so fucking rich, because without them she'd be in a fucking council-house eating humble pie everyday like normal decent people. Laughing


I agree Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

mrchips wrote:
I must be the only one who thinks Sharon would get the length.


She'd get it. She has that dirty slut "she could teach me a thing or two" appeal about her. Laughing
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