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mrchips
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, it's the whole "with age comes experiance" thing.
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PostPosted: 22:45 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
And the countless amounts of plastic surgery she's had.
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flip, give the ole X factor a crack next year, never know you may hit granny jackpot Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:26 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Flip, give the ole X factor a crack next year, never know you may hit granny jackpot Laughing


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PostPosted: 23:30 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I met her when she was on GMTV. I would have said no, but then I had just met Jenni Falconer who was so gorgeous I could barely concentrate. Cool
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PostPosted: 23:43 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Grooves, tell us more about GMTV, have you met Penny Smith? Razz

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PostPosted: 23:57 - 16 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is that you Corona?

Why are you trying to look like one of Charlie's Angels?

Kelly Osborne is one of the most sexually disgusting things I've ever seen in my life. I once tried to imagine going out with her for the money, and couldn't!

Rough as a badgers bottom.
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PostPosted: 00:39 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mister James wrote:
Is that you Corona?


Is it feck Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mister James wrote:
Rough as a badgers bottom.


I can't say I've ever experienced a badger's bottom.

care to elaborate?

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Any comments made ref. the relative attractiveness of celebrities vs. the sexual allure of a badger's derriere are based solely on a visual assessment and comparison, and should not indicate an admission of intimate knowledge of either the celebrity or nocturnal mammals.
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mister James wrote:
Any comments made ref. the relative attractiveness of celebrities vs. the sexual allure of a badger's derriere are based solely on a visual assessment and comparison, and should not indicate an admission of intimate knowledge of either the celebrity or nocturnal mammals.


Kelly Osbourne is not a celebrity, she is a mammal. She should be thrown back in the sea where she came from. Oh Killa, Killa, what is the world coming to? Just think, if you covered yourself in chocolate for a sex game, she wouldn't know when to stop and eat you whole! Smile
So...do you find the heiffer-like Michelle McManus attractive too? Wink
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PostPosted: 12:55 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
xlizx wrote:
Mister James wrote:
Any comments made ref. the relative attractiveness of celebrities vs. the sexual allure of a badger's derriere are based solely on a visual assessment and comparison, and should not indicate an admission of intimate knowledge of either the celebrity or nocturnal mammals.


Kelly Osbourne is not a celebrity, she is a mammal. She should be thrown back in the sea where she came from. Oh Killa, Killa, what is the world coming to? Just think, if you covered yourself in chocolate for a sex game, she wouldn't know when to stop and eat you whole! Smile
So...do you find the heiffer-like Michelle McManus attractive too? Wink


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PostPosted: 18:25 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
CoronaBoner wrote:
Grooves, tell us more about GMTV, have you met Penny Smith? Razz



Nope, didn't meet Penny Smith, the presenters that day were Fiona Phillips and Andrew Castle. Kate Garraway was also there - she looked like a right bitch... but in the right way iykwim! Wink

I was actually there to see Lorraine Kelly as my brother knew her at the time.

While they were filming GMTV I was sat on Lorraine Kelly's sofa and while they filmed Lorraine Kelly, I was sat on the GMTV sofa. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 09:08 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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While they were filming GMTV I was sniffing Lorraine Kelly's sofa and while they filmed Lorraine Kelly, I was sat on the GMTV sofa. Mr. Green


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You serious Killa?


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PostPosted: 11:23 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Think about it, could you even get hard when faced with that pig faced bitter sow?

I would defin-flippin-ootly do Sharon though. As much as I don't like her, I would love to rodger her senseless.

MMMM, old birds rock!!! Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Major_Grooves wrote:


I was actually there to see Lorraine Kelly as my brother knew her at the time.


Did ya see her growler? Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:42 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I would nob her just to meet Ozzy and fuck with him. Shocked
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 19 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Did ya see her growler? Laughing


She talked about that. She said she's got just as much of a sense of humour as the next person and can see that Avid Merrion is a funny guy, but she just feels humiliated by that sketch and worries about what effect it has on her daughter. Confused
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