Camel

[Walloper]

American tourists on 'Vacation'/holiday in Egypt.
They pass by a crowd gathered in the sook/market.
There in the middle of the crowd is a young male Camel tethered, spread eagle to four sturdy wooden posts.
Sitting next to the camel is an Arab gent holding two half bricks either side of the camels nuts.
Swiftly he crashes the two bricks together whereby castrating the unfortunate beast on the spot.
The American gasps in disbelief and asks the Arab gent,
"Gee Buddy is that not painful?"
The Arab replied, "Not at all Sir. Only IF (Ta McGee) you catch your thumbs between the bricks!"
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[McGee]