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Flip
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PostPosted: 18:19 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: OAP wrestling. Reply with quote

I saw two very drunk old women in novelty foam Guiness hats having an argument in the street outside the pub. Laughing Made my other wise sh1tty day. Laughing

What made your day?
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seeing my better half for the first time in a fortnight and getting a... well you know. Wink
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Winning £50 on our sweepstakes for the cheltenham gold cup that we had running at uni Cool
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going to visit a solicitor about my ongoing housing crisis has cheered me up a bit, even if I am not convinced it will make a blind bit of difference. The thought of blowing up the housing department of Hammersmith Council gives me more cheer than a visit to a solicitor ever could.

But window-shopping in High St Ken was nice. Can't afford anything there, although ...

... I discovered a shop that sells Leonidas Belgian chocolates which I have been hunting for, for YEARS now. The only chocolates I have ever had which I will even eat the strawberry (ugh!) and orange (ugh! ugh!) flavoured ones.

The fact that they cost six quid for the smallest box is a bit beyond me at the moment. But at least I know where to get them when I CAN afford them again, LOL.
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: Re: OAP wrestling. Reply with quote

flip wrote:
I saw two very drunk old women in novelty foam Guiness hats having an argument in the street


Even just the thought of this is enough to turn my stomach.
All that gnashing of ill-fitting false teeth . . . and tearing of grey hair. Oooo, gives me goosebumps down me spine.
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

my ex is still in pain with a shattered shoulder.....

and he's not getting an operation til at least next week! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fell in love Very Happy

(thats just to confuse Flip)

*can't post owt on here yet Smile
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 17 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had a nice day with my sister doing Wedding shopping and looking at lovely dresses. Was really great as we haven't spent some proper time together in ages.

Got to wear my new boots for the first time after waiting for them to come into the shop for 2 weeks.
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PostPosted: 11:29 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i attempted to get the crappy metal dust cap of my bike . spend over 2 hours with a crappy dremel rip off, trying to cut it off and not cut into the valve. in the end i ripped the valve out in bad temper. didn't get my wheel on until 11.30pm Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skunkcap Freddie wrote:
i attempted to get the crappy metal dust cap of my bike . spend over 2 hours with a crappy dremel rip off, trying to cut it off and not cut into the valve. in the end i ripped the valve out in bad temper. didn't get my wheel on until 11.30pm Evil or Very Mad


wrong thread mate, You want the toast thread Smile


my day was made when I found cheep ferry prices
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe he was pleased about it?
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha haha ha
got a stinking cold!

(how does that make your day i hear you mumble)
cos my grans up from barry and she's staying away from my house!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

flip wrote:
Maybe he was pleased about it?


actually in a way yes, i needed to put some pressure back into the tyre. and the cap had been stuck on for abit. just happy to get the wheel back on the bike and working Very Happy
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

makes sence I guess, yuo lernt not to put aluminium dist caps on a copper theaded air valve.



I managed to wire a bike allarm to my mates r6 and not break anything,,, although I did scare him with me being colour blind.,.,
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

watched my miserable old next door neighbour bump his car!!! Thumbs Up

::EDIT:: i meant Bump!!!!

(a bit of background info.... he's still driving round when he's got bad cataracts! serious accident waiting to happen... and he threatened to knock both the O/H's bike over and the fella's the other side if they were in his 'space'... he parks millimetres from your car if it's in his way...)
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

loz2k6 wrote:
watched my miserable old next door neighbour hump his car!!! Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 21:55 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dare I reply to this post, flip ?

I know a few stories about OAP Wrestling - especially in my Nursing Home Razz



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PostPosted: 22:03 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fantastic day managed to wash the Jeep the Colt and the Gix and still have time for a quick ride Laughing Thumbs Up
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Passing my theory test Thumbs Up

And finding an edible chunk of barely chewed chewing gum on the floor Smile
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Old Geeza wrote:
Dare I reply to this post, flip ?

I know a few stories about OAP Wrestling - especially in my Nursing Home Razz




Does she win? Razz
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 18 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

flip wrote:
Does she win? Razz


You talking about my Nurse ?

Yep. She wins every time, but only because I let her get the upper-hand.

After that, she can use any hand she likes - ha Razz



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PostPosted: 10:15 - 20 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The meeting I didnt want to go to today has been cancelled \o/.
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 20 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Test drove a new eclipse and had it over a ton twenty Shhh! Mr. Green


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PostPosted: 21:27 - 20 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

120kph is not an impressive speed mcgee. Razz
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PostPosted: 00:18 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

shiiii-iiiit what happened to ya karma mark ??? Rolling Eyes
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