100% Chav

[numark1]

My car exhaust snapped off today in bagshot outside pantiles night club. Was making a strange blowing noise so i redlined it in neutral and it blew off.

Had to get a tow home so in the mean time got pissed in the bar. Anyway couldn't get to a quickfit in time so had to be taken home. As i need to get to work and my parents have gone to the states for the week i was pretty fucked.

Spoke to a mate who had an exhaust from his VTS, cool i think as he only wanted £50.

Picked it up a minute ago, apparently it sets car alarms off. At least its only a temporary measure until my parents get back and sort out a new exhaust.

Anyway enjoy my new twin pipe 5" de cat rage super chav cunt shit car full system, at least it should about about 1.2 bhp.

[Rookie]

That's a Citroen for you - rev above 3k and bits start falling off.

Besides, this is so just an excuse to bling your car up.

[numark1]

Those picutres do no justice at all, you can fit a cd in each hole easily with a bit of space on each side.

if it sounds really shit its comin off straight away but apparently rage exhausts dont sound too bad.

[Rookie]

I thought 5" was a typo! How the hell will that fit on your car? Surely the bumper will get in the way?

[numark1]

If i had to change anything then fuck that. Really worried about how loud its going to be (aswell as how shit it will look) i have a free day tomorrow so may just cut the middle out and weld it onto the original just i'm shit at welding.

Crap always happens to me when my parents are away, as i live in the middle of know where its a pain. Last time they went to america i got a puncture and had to get my wheel off and to a garage.

[0ddball]

I'd rather drive around with no backbox on for a while. (i'm assuming by the pic that it's just your back box that's fallen off not the full exhaust?)

[numark1]

It snapped at the end where it joins the manifold, i have the full system for this, i have a couple of universal bike baffles that look like they might fit in the end but as i said earlier i will probably cut it up and bodge it together will the old one.

[Jrod]

Looks cool.

[Kara]

When my Calibra exhaust fell apart, we welded a Morris Marina back box onto a bit of hover and strapped it on. It lasted a week until my proper exhaust was made for me. Aren't those Rage can Generic? I had Peco ones made they are rumbly but not loud.

[McGee]

Fit it have some fun
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[byke95]

You're parnets are going to ge buying your new exhaust?

Surrey boys and apron strings fit together like gixers and yoshi

[NSR Mick]

Quick someone ring National Express and tell them theres an exhaust missing off one of their coaches.
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[numark1]

I basically have a train horn too.

125db twin air horns which dim my lights when i use them.

Good for scaring granny's.

[McGee]

[numark1]

Got it on, everyone was looking at me driving, is pretty loud not too bad but does sound quite nice because its not really a cheap exhaust.

Looks ridiclious though like a twin afterburner on a jet.

hopefully my dad can sort it out while im at the superbikes next weekend.

more pics/sound clips to follow.

[McGee]

I wanna see some video of this bad boy
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[riichy]

nice,,, bet they are loud
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