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Marcg868
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Aniversary tips! Reply with quote

Basically its me and my Girlfriends 2 year aniversary on the 19th of April and so far im taking her to the Midland Hotel in Manchester, and to an Italian Restaraunt then for few drinks. Thats the easy stuff to do!

But i need to think of some romantic things i can do when we get back to the Hotel room. Im fucking useless at this shit. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:37 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Re: Aniversary tips! Reply with quote

bwfc4eva86 wrote:
But i need to think of some romantic things i can do when we get back to the Hotel room. Im fucking useless at this shit. Laughing


Give her a Hot Carl, a Dirty Sanchez, the Glass Bottomed Boat or maybe even a Wraparound Butt Grab, or if you want to make her feel really special give her a Donkey Punch Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

PUNCH HER TITS
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Or to make it extra special, do her in the arse then when you take it out, replace it with a skinned chilli. She'll love you.

Promise.
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Christ, what a bunch of deviant maniacs we have on here!


How about arranging for the bed to be covered in rose petals with candles lit then she'll let you fuck her in the arse and cum on her face Thumbs Up
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Marcg868
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Major_Grooves wrote:
Christ, what a bunch of deviant maniacs we have on here!


How about arranging for the bed to be covered in rose petals with candles lit then she'll let you fuck her in the arse and cum on her face Thumbs Up


More like it keep them coming. I wanted sensible suggestions. I dont really want to shit in my gf's mouth or any other sick fucking things you can come up with.
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have some champagne on ice along with strawberries, cream, etc... Put a movie on Very Happy
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Have some champagne on ice


And ram the bottle up her arse Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe wrote:
Toby R wrote:
Have some champagne on ice


And ram the bottle up her arse Thumbs Up


Sideways
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toby R wrote:
[Sideways


Then pop the cork
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe wrote:
Toby R wrote:
[Sideways


Then pop the cork


*giggle*
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toby R wrote:
Have some champagne on ice along with strawberries, cream, etc... Put a movie on Very Happy


Mmmmmmmmmmm Chmpagne! And she probably wouldnt mind the bottle up her arse! got a fetish for (cough) up the (cough ) shitter at mo Embarassed !
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PostPosted: 19:58 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's more info than we needed Shocked

If you want to spoil her, give her a relaxing massage! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:02 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

IronMaiden wrote:
That's more info than we needed Shocked

If you want to spoil her, give her a relaxing massage! Thumbs Up


Then when She's nice and Relaxed.......................Teabag her Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give her a nice glass of Champagne, bend over doggy style, bang one in her a**e, grab hold of the back of her hair and sweetly whisper in her ear...........


















Your mates a better fuck than you are Confused

See how long you can hold on Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 words:

Go Web Go! Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, this website might be able to give you a couple of ideas. Quite a lot to read though.
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Write her a poem or is she not into that sort of stuff Confused
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PostPosted: 22:01 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

biker-dj wrote:
Write her a poem or is she not into that sort of stuff Confused


Roses are red, violets are twisted
Bend over bitch
You're gonna get fisted

Job done. Joe, available for all your romance needs Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you have not earned your brown wings your not a real man Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
If you have not earned your brown wings your not a real man Laughing


McGee, did no-one tell you it doesn't count if you get them from another man.
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well shit that counts you out to Joe.
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make sure you get a good supply of ice for playtime.

Hold the icecube in your mouth for as long as you can and go down and nibble the prawn with your icy tongue.......she'll love it.
Then get her a Maccy D's in the morning in true romantic stylee.
(there's one on Market St just around the corner)
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PostPosted: 01:49 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cinnamon Altoid up the tradesmens entrance..... Shocked
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PostPosted: 01:50 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZRX61 wrote:
Cinnamon Altoid up the tradesmens entrance..... Shocked


Fuck that Shocked
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