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Flip
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PostPosted: 03:53 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Man with no arms caught speeding. Reply with quote
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10374228
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John C
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PostPosted: 08:50 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Mr Gray told colleagues he thought the man had an "attitude".

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Minky_monkey
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PostPosted: 10:11 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
He probably thought it was `armless fun......


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John C
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Man: But I'm not 'arming anyone!
Cop: Cuff him lads...
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... ermm, on second thoughts... Rolling Eyes


Embarassed
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colin1
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
NSRSparkie wrote:
Man: But I'm not 'arming anyone!
Cop: Cuff him lads...
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... ermm, on second thoughts... Rolling Eyes


Embarassed


lol
if only i hadnt run out of ratings
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Paul@125power
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well, at least he had legs and couldn't of been accused of 'arsing around'.

Personally, I would of laughed my arse off at the sight of teeth marks on the gear leavers, lol.
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divuk83
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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The man told shocked police he was born with no arms and said he'd never held a driver's licence.


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Flip
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wonder what he changed gear with? Shocked
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Suzuki
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Probably an automatic?

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"Obviously driving at a speed like that, arms or not, you're just waiting for an accident. You're asking for an accident at 120km/h, whether you've got arms or not. Look at the risk he was posing."


75mph! Laughing

Just imagine the risk of driving at such speeds! Laughing
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Flip
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Suzuki wrote:
Probably an automatic?


Shhh! Don't lame my joke!
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MattyB
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PostPosted: 04:03 - 29 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
cop: step out of the car with your hands up
man: i'm unarmed, i'm unarmed!
cop: good, now.. step out of the car with your hands up
man: BUT I'M UNARMED!
cop: GOOD!, STEP. OUT. OF. THE. CAR. WITH. YOUR. HANDS. UP.
man: fuckwit.

heh. this joke can go so many ways
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Paul@125power
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PostPosted: 19:06 - 29 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
flip wrote:
Wonder what he changed gear with? Shocked


That's why I would of laughed my ass off at the teeth marks, lol Laughing
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