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PostPosted: 18:14 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: if they could what would you have done to your body? Reply with quote

right i'll start off with 3

1. X ray vision there are a hundred and one reasons why this would be truely useful, but you'd just spend all daylooking through fit birds clothes wouldn't you Shocked .

2. Go Go Gadget arms would cut out alot of unnecessary walking.

3. magnetic finger tips would be handy for starting arkward nuts or screws in hard to reach places.

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PostPosted: 18:25 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Play dues ex then you can pretend your just like that Wink

Invincibility, invisility. etc Wink
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

hhmm....
1) X-ray vision Wink
2) Invincibility Cool
3) Be able to stop time Razz
Not sure if number 3 counts though Confused
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The ability to fly.

I've had dreams of flying ever since i could remember.


Also, to be wolverine off of the x-men... uber cool and always will be Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

palmer wrote:
The ability to fly.

I've had dreams of flying ever since i could remember.


I know how to get on the roofs of some tall buildings. I can help you fly if you want?
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PostPosted: 00:35 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

see 10 seconds in to the future!

Ace for the casino, especially roulette Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to be as bouncy as flubber.

The endless fun you could have when you crash. Mr. Green Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 15:39 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

a smaller dick so i dont have to be so careful when i fuck women. Smile (oww too deep they say)
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

COLINWALL wrote:
a smaller dick so i dont have to be so careful when i fuck women. Smile (ow too deep they say)

Maybe a bigger brain at the same time? Seeing as you now have a head to accomodate it.
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PostPosted: 15:49 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon B wrote:

Maybe a bigger brain at the same time? Seeing as you now have a head to accomodate it.


no its my dick that is a bit big, not too bad but can be a bit of a problem
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like to be made illegal.
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PostPosted: 17:40 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like my lumpy broken collar bone to be put back as it was before I broke it.

I'd also like me knackered knees to be fixed so that I could walk up a hill and back without the intense pain I currently suffer.
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PostPosted: 17:48 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

RI_HA wrote:
see 10 seconds in to the future!

Ace for the casino, especially roulette Thumbs Up


haha as if even if you win legitimately and have a night when you are on fire and win lots one of two things will occur:

#1 they will ask you to leave and ban you forever blacklisting you from each and every casino in the world (example was the team card count from the USA where 3 students did this in vegas and flew to Monaco to have a crack but were barred).

Or those guys who won 1000s in a London Casino but were arrested by the police and not allowed to take their winnings for a couple weeks.

#2 you will be invited to the back room where a severe beating will occur , which if you refuse a fake birthday cake will be bought out to honour a croupier so while everybody is distracted they tazer you , which a stooge pit boss says "he's havin' a heart attack" at which they take you to the back room and commence the beating.
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

people do win at casinos

its not unusual for people to win £1000 and as long as other people are losing money the casino isnt gonna worry

its if he wins £1000 every week at the same casino that they might start to notice

as long as he moved around he would be fine
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PostPosted: 18:10 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im with Suzuki on this one. id like to go back to when I didnt have drop foot in my left foot. id beable to Skateboard again too. Sad
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Id settle for just good eye sight and joints that dont click crunch crack and are incredibly painful at 18 Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

to get rid of my crohnes and my arthitis casued by falling 30 foot,
basicly be healthy again Smile
that would be cool
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

actually yeah id like perfect eyesight too
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

1 : Know what women think.

2 : Be able to fly. (if you were high on bush this would be immense Shocked )

3 : To have a titanium cranium.


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PostPosted: 21:17 - 25 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itchy wrote:
RI_HA wrote:
see 10 seconds in to the future!

Ace for the casino, especially roulette Thumbs Up


haha as if even if you win legitimately and have a night when you are on fire and win lots one of two things will occur:

#1 they will ask you to leave and ban you forever blacklisting you from each and every casino in the world (example was the team card count from the USA where 3 students did this in vegas and flew to Monaco to have a crack but were barred).

Or those guys who won 1000s in a London Casino but were arrested by the police and not allowed to take their winnings for a couple weeks.

#2 you will be invited to the back room where a severe beating will occur , which if you refuse a fake birthday cake will be bought out to honour a croupier so while everybody is distracted they tazer you , which a stooge pit boss says "he's havin' a heart attack" at which they take you to the back room and commence the beating.


I seen that tv program about the students! must have been gutted when they got to monte carlo and told to go away and never come back!

But if I did have the ability, I would use it to subsidise my wages! i wouldnt get too greedy and would make sure I lost every now and then just to make it look good for the fans Thumbs Up
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