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dodsi
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Ask a stupid question and you will get a stupid answer. Reply with quote
Just today I went to get a cat litter tray and the conversation went like this.

Me - "Hi, do you have any cat litter trays?"

Pet shop woman - "What sort do you want?"

Me - "One the cat can shit in preferably"

Ok, she wasnt impressed with my response but how many types of cat litter trays can there be for god sake?

Have you guys ever had a situation like this, when someone asks you a stupid question and you give them a stupid answer?
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Aldbro_Bev
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question and you will get a stupid answer. Reply with quote
dodsi wrote:
Just today I went to get a cat litter tray and the conversation went like this.

Me - "Hi, do you have any cat litter trays?"

Pet shop woman - "What sort do you want?"

Me - "One the cat can shit in preferably"

Ok, she wasnt impressed with my response but how many types of cat litter trays can there be for god sake?

Have you guys ever had a situation like this, when someone asks you a stupid question and you give them a stupid answer?


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Gave me a good laugh even if she didn't find it funny! Laughing Laughing

and talking of Cat Litter trays, one day when I'm rich and i win the lottery, I'm gonna treat me & mine to one of those Posh plastic one with a lid on!! At present to stop the Kitty Litter going EVERYWHERE I place the tray in a Big Cardboard Box to stop the splatter!! and I've used that system for many years now with fair success, so maybe I don't need a Posh expensive Cat Poo Box after all!!!! Laughing Laughing

Bev xx Wink
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Flip
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
LMFAO! Nice one.
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biker-dj
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think the best one I had although not strictly a question was when I was taxi driving and had to pick up a meal for someone, went something like this....
Me: I've come to pick up a meal for so-and-so
Maccy D geek: Yeh sure I shall get it for you.
Me: Pays for meal, thank you
Maccy D geek: Thank you enjoy your meal!!! Rolling Eyes Brick Wall
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Suzuki
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
When my sister worked in the Co-op, somebody came in and asked her "Where do you keep your eggs?"

She replied "In my ovaries" and walked off for lunch.

Laughing
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Aldbro_Bev
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Suzuki wrote:
When my sister worked in the Co-op, somebody came in and asked her "Where do you keep your eggs?"

She replied "In my ovaries" and walked off for lunch.

Laughing

pmsl big style Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

I'll have to remember that one! Very Happy
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dodsi
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I'm gonna treat me & mine to one of those Posh plastic one with a lid on!!


Thats the type I walked away with, its got a proper clip on lid.

Was only £4.99 too.

The funniest thing was I brought it back on the back of my bike.
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Aldbro_Bev
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
dodsi wrote:
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I'm gonna treat me & mine to one of those Posh plastic one with a lid on!!


Thats the type I walked away with, its got a proper clip on lid.

Was only £4.99 too.

The funniest thing was I brought it back on the back of my bike.

I bet that was amusing to see Laughing
£4.99!!! That was cheap! where from? Shocked
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dodsi
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PostPosted: 23:49 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, I was riding home at over 100mph with the thing on the back of my ZX6R. Muchos amusement.

The litter tray came from a local pet store called petcetera.
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veeeffarr
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PostPosted: 00:01 - 29 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
dodsi wrote:
Yeah, I was riding home at over 100mph with the thing on the back of my ZX6R. Muchos amusement.

The litter tray came from a local pet store called petcetera.


Should of put the cat in it, bet it would've christened it there and then!
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veeeffarr
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PostPosted: 11:12 - 29 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
dodsi wrote:
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I'm gonna treat me & mine to one of those Posh plastic one with a lid on!!


Thats the type I walked away with, its got a proper clip on lid.

Was only £4.99 too.

The funniest thing was I brought it back on the back of my bike.


The funniest thing to do is wait until it lays a massive turd, and then block the exit with something heavy and gas the fooker.
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RobB
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PostPosted: 11:28 - 29 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dodsi wrote:
Me - "Hi, do you have any cat litter trays?"

Pet shop woman - "What sort do you want?"

Me - "One the cat can shit in preferably"

Still, it's a step-up from screaming "NOWT" at women.
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veeeffarr
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 29 Mar 2006    Post subject: Re: Ask a stupid question and you will get a stupid answer. Reply with quote
dodsi wrote:
Just today I went to get a cat litter tray and the conversation went like this.

Me - "Hi, do you have any cat litter trays?"

Pet shop woman - "What sort do you want?"

Me - "NOWT"
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numark1
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 29 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
dodsi wrote:
Yeah, I was riding home at over 100mph with the thing on the back of my ZX6R. Muchos amusement.

The litter tray came from a local pet store called petcetera.


I maxxed out my bike zx6r once with 7 fish in my bag. One died on the way. Laughing
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dodsi
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 29 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
In all fareness there is a differance between a cat coller, catnip toy 12KG of cat littler and a litter tray with a roof to live animals.

And come to think of it, the only time my bike has been maxxed out is on the dyno.

I have never maxxed it out. Shocked
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Suzuki
Roger



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PostPosted: 15:43 - 29 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I took my cat for a ride on my bike once, stuffed down the front of my jacket with his little head poking out the top of the zip. Only zipped it up half way mind.

He hated it. The moment I stopped he leapt out and scarpered. hahaha
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ginguar
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PostPosted: 16:39 - 29 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not so much a stupid question as a stupid statement when people go "Oh I didn't know you wore contact lenses" Well dur that's kind of the point.
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numark1
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 29 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
dodsi wrote:
I have never maxxed it out. Shocked


How come Shocked

My 02 zx6r read just under 180 flat out, probably a real speed of 160.
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dodsi
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 29 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I dont see the point of thrashing the bike in a straight line, the fun is to be had in the corners.

On the dyno my top speed was 170mph that was when the clock was reading 180mph.
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