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andrea World Chat Champion
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biker-dj Spanner Monkey
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Whats this dig at men day What with you and Island Girl - me thinks you got it in for us blokes ____________________ Ride with the music! |
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hellkat Super Spammer
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Visitor Q $25 whore
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Posted: 03:12 - 29 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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I wont rant. I promised myself i wouldnt rant...
Dammit
*sits on hands and hums* ____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule... |
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Walloper Super Spammer
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Posted: 09:52 - 29 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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Time for a scatter of bad krama votes
I got most of the things correct tho. ____________________ W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair |
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IronMaiden Trackday Trickster
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Posted: 11:23 - 29 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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So you think you could hold their attention for two straight days? Don't make me laugh!
Here's one to add to the course:
HOW TO USE A TOILET
With emphasis on :
The Differences of a toilet and a library explained.
How to better your aim.
How to put the toilet lid down when done.
How to operate air freshener can. |
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cqueen World Chat Champion
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Suzuki Roger
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Posted: 11:30 - 29 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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Some more for the women....
HOW TO USE A REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Nope, it's not there for makeup or to do your hair in.
HOW TO USE A TOILET
Put the seat down before use, and put back in the upright position afterwards. It's really annoying for us men to have to move the seat everytime we need the loo!
HOW TO GO SHOPPING
Amazingly, you don't have to look at every possible option when shopping. Like men, you can learn to just buy the first item that fits your shopping criteria.
Soon you will be able to walk into a shoe shop, pick up a pair of black shoes, and buy them immediately, without looking at all the other black shoes in town!
I could go on ... ____________________ <Simple> no I'm shaven Jon
<Simple> it is a big enough hole.. I'll leave it now
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carlnicholson... World Chat Champion
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Posted: 11:32 - 29 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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Women, chauvenist pigs the lot of 'em.
I piss on the seat because it is fun. I can't be quiet when she parks because I have a genuine fear for my safety and if she got off her arse and got the laundry done sharpish, then it wouldn't be on the floor for long would it!
Women, you just don't get it do you!
____________________ "THOSE WHO RISK NOTHING, DO NOTHING, ACHIEVE NOTHING, BECOME NOTHING." |
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IronMaiden Trackday Trickster
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Posted: 11:54 - 29 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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andrea World Chat Champion
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Posted: 14:10 - 29 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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Oooooohhh sorry did i forget to mention present company excluded?! Damnit
I live with my friend emma, she is a typical girl EXCEPT - doesnt leave the toilet seat up but doesnt know how to change the loo roll bless her; I leave my dirty washing on the floor however and she picks it up for me So between us, i guess we are guilty of almost all of the complaints mentioned above!! So no offence eh guys [/b] |
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carlnicholson... World Chat Champion
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Posted: 14:27 - 29 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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Don't worry, you can make it up to us by linking a web up from your house! Anyone seen American Pie? Two girls living together! GRRRR!
Sorry! ____________________ "THOSE WHO RISK NOTHING, DO NOTHING, ACHIEVE NOTHING, BECOME NOTHING." |
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lozzypop1 Certified MILF!
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Silver World Chat Champion
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Posted: 17:03 - 29 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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*Ahem* Just to redress the balance...
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not a sport.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to respond to it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
18. Share the bathroom
19. Share the wardrobe.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
29. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
30. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
35. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. |
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Adam.I World Chat Champion
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Katie Spanner Monkey
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Silver dogs are better than cats. I'm a woman and I'll never change my mind on that one.
I have to say though, I don't get why Women moan about men leaving the toilet seat up. I don't. What's the big deal? To be fair, you guys don't moan because we've left it down do you? ____________________ Never have a row with an Idiot, they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. |
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Shaun Likes 'em bent
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Posted: 21:59 - 29 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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No, but then we won't bother to lift it up either! |
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Visitor Q $25 whore
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Posted: 22:26 - 29 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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You women will NEVER know how difficult it can be trying to handle them buggers. Sometimes, they behave and will just gentlely come out, but more often than not, it will split in two or be really powerful to not powerful to powerful to not....! One stream will go left and the other right. What are you supposed to do then? And at the end, there just isn't enough pressure so we'd look stupid leaning right over just for the last few drops. I always clean up though if there's spillage. It's hard being a man.
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I got my ex to try once. Just to prove a point.
Normal pissing isnt a problem, its that piss JUST after a shag/wank thats the killer
Anyone seen me, myself and irene?
____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule... |
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ISLAND GIRL World Chat Champion
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colin1 Captain Safety
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Dragonfly Super Spammer
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i gotto to sign my man up for a few of them lol.
the toilet seat target practise does my head in! wet arse, i am convinced he is trying to scent mark me ____________________ All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop. |
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JonB Afraid of Mileage
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Special Class for women: -
How to differentiate how many hours a DAY is and how many hours you can fit in an EVENING class. ____________________ Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth. |
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ISLAND GIRL World Chat Champion
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biker-dj Spanner Monkey
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 18 years, 31 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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